Oh hey, looks like there will be sex scenes and nudity in the Amazon LOTR show.
... *sighs*
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10-07-2020, 07:00 AM #16726She/Her
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Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
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10-07-2020, 07:08 AM #16727Lin Kuei Grandmaster
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Yay, orc sex! -_-
Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh
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10-07-2020, 08:17 AM #16728Extraordinary Member
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Ooh, maybe they'll get the Shelob's sexy human form in on it. Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh
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10-07-2020, 08:20 AM #16729Legendary God of Pirates
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Gotta be the next game of thrones innit. Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh
People don't want the chaste mystical world of Tolkien.
They want H O T F A N T A S Y T H A T F U C K S
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10-07-2020, 08:22 AM #16730The Undead One
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Oh come on! Sex in lotr?! It is not Game of Throbes people, seriously.
The hell is wrong with today’s world?
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10-07-2020, 08:50 AM #16731Extraordinary Member
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looking more and more like Im gonna ignore that this even exists and just watch the Jackson movies again Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh
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10-07-2020, 10:51 AM #16732nice to meet ya!
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so..........what i miss?
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10-07-2020, 10:53 AM #16733Slime Time
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My God, ERB predicted this in George's first verse in their J. R.R. Tolkien vs George R.R. Martin rap battle. Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh
Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.
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10-07-2020, 10:53 AM #16734Lin Kuei Grandmaster
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Sex scenes in LotR. Originally Posted by master of read
What's up, buddy?
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10-07-2020, 10:55 AM #16735Slime Time
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Sup MoR. Well, Road Warrior Animal and Eddie Van Halen passed away. A sad androgynous pink-haired girl with a bully in her body fought a brain-eating monster that was worn by a guy with a terrible past. And as Subby said, LoTR is ditching the goonies and getting boobies. No word yet on if there will be incest, but considering the most influential fantasy story in the fiction is copying off the edgy story's homework, I wouldn't put it past them. Originally Posted by master of read
Last edited by The Dog; 10-07-2020 at 10:58 AM.
Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence.
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10-07-2020, 10:58 AM #16736She/Her
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I mean the Silmarillion is, by itself, pretty baller. Originally Posted by Nik Hasta
It's so good it doesn't need stupid sex scenes but hey man, I guess we need more Song of Ice and Disappointment.Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
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10-07-2020, 10:59 AM #16737nice to meet ya!
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sigh. just why Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA
i am aware sadly. really hurt my brother-in-law. he was a big LOD fan. Originally Posted by The Dog
but yeah. had some fun. struggled a bit with things. mom got sick. (don't worry. it's not the virus, thank god). expanded my collect of combiners. just need brawl and bruticus will live. my youtube channel finally cracked 1k subs. read a lot of manga. finished "steel ball run". half finished with my novella. had to kick a friend out of my life because she called me a bum. and finally got off my ass to commission some artwork for my novel, which turned out better than i could imagine. i'll share them here in a bit.
everyone doing ok?
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10-07-2020, 11:08 AM #16738Lin Kuei Grandmaster
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I'm chugging along, keeping my head above water and all that. Managed to survive Sally without too much trouble, but Delta looks like it'll cause even more issues since my city is to the east of the path.
Glad things are looking up for you and I hope your mom made a full recovery.
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10-07-2020, 11:10 AM #16739nice to meet ya!
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good. we ate some flooding from those storms a few weeks ago. not as bad as harvey but enough to worry folks. Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA
mom is recovering but still not at her best. me and pop are just helping out as well as we can.
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10-07-2020, 11:19 AM #16740Extraordinary Member
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