Downtown Khazan: Ice Cold Utopia

[Tami]

just found out that one of my friends has a crush on me.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[Len Ikari145]

just found out that one of my friends has a crush on me.

Awkward. How do you feel about it?

[The Dog]

Read The Unfunnies. It reads like your stereotypical "teenager trying to write what they feel would make a story 'mature'" type of story. It'd be cute, if it were actually written by a teenager and not a man in his 30s at the time he wrote it. Of course, its typical Mark Millar work when he doesn't have someone to reign him in.

To sum it up: "Children cartoons but with swearing and pedophilia and child murder and prison rape and gorn and cuckolding and an out of left field mini-diatribe against religion and the villain getting away with everything".

What's saddest about is, like said on TV Tropes, there's a really good idea here. Think about it: a carefree children's cartoon world being slowly corrupted and turned darker and more twisted, with the main character(s) being the only ones to see it's happening and trying to discover the reason and finding it to be a human from the "real" world who got transported to their world, gaining near God-like powers in this world. And if you want a happy ending, have them drop references to a mythical group called the "First Ones" and have one of them (my idea being a Bugs Bunny expy) show up to defeat the villain with classic cartoon shtick.

But unfortunately Mark buried the idea under layers of grime trying to be "edgy" and "shocking" and "mature".

[master of read]

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Awkward. How do you feel about it?

not really sure. just got out of a relationship so i'm not read to jump into another one.

plus, i'm like edgeworth: i don't understand why women find me attractive.

[Sharkerbob]

not really sure. just got out of a relationship so i'm not read to jump into another one.

plus, i'm like edgeworth: i don't understand why women find me attractive.

Hmm... Next time you meet, take your pants off.

That usually settles things for me.

In completely unrelated news, the cops still haven't caught me yet.

[Tami]

not really sure. just got out of a relationship so i'm not read to jump into another one.

plus, i'm like edgeworth: i don't understand why women find me attractive.

You'd be surprised why women find men attractive. Consider that, when I started dating my husband, he already had a significant bald spot on the top of his head. Appearance is superficial, some women care about it, others don't.

[master of read]

You'd be surprised why women find men attractive. Consider that, when I started dating my husband, he already had a significant bald spot on the top of his head. Appearance is superficial, some women care about it, others don't.

huh. interesting.

well, it won't make things weird.

[Gryphon]

So atop the fourth wall

I guess it only makes sense that for the tenth anniversary

spoilers:

mechakara is back

end of spoilers

[FistofIron]

I’m actually looking forward to The Boys. It’s not my favorite of his works but I like it well enough.

[Hiromi]

Wow Toppo goes out like a bitch in the manga

also nice Vegeta moment

[Dark Soul # 7]

Wow Toppo goes out like a bitch in the manga

It's an example of one of my main issues with the manga.

It makes all the antagonists and opponents weaker to the point where the story suffers.

[The Dog]

It's an example of one of my main issues with the manga.

It makes all the antagonists and opponents weaker to the point where the story suffers.

I like how Vegeta claims "I have no teachers training me, I do it all alone!" and it immediately cuts to Whis and Beerus, his teachers, giving him a simultaneous "Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!" look.

[bruceleegreyhulk]

[Miburo]

not really sure. just got out of a relationship so i'm not read to jump into another one.

plus, i'm like edgeworth: i don't understand why women find me attractive.

I don't understand the problem.

I assume all women want me. To this end, I just assume that it's me being egotistical, so that when a woman does want me, I miss all the signals. There could be like 20 women digging me, and I wouldn't even know, because I actually have to take into account my overwhelming admiration for myself.

When I order some juice from the cashier, and she tells me to have a nice day, I have to be like "Damn, down girl, I'm engaged. But thanks for the offer."

In fact, I actually struggled with Gladdy signals, because I assumed that her like for me was me just Gastoning the whole situation. I was kinda like "...Oh, ****, wait, really? This at the same time went both exactly how I wanted it to go, and not at all like I thought."

Oh, good times.

[Sharpandpointies]

Good stuff! I’m stronger than I’ve ever been but my cardio needs some work.

Cardio always needs work. *sighs* I agree.