Downtown Khazan: Ice Cold Utopia

[bruceleegreyhulk]

[Jaden Korr]

IT WAS HIM

IT WAS CHIUN ALL ALONG

[Len Ikari145]

[Guy1]

Carnagenado!

[Postmania]

A ninja attacked special forces soldiers in the California night.

Rules of nature, or something.

[Len Ikari145]

Carnagenado!

Why? Why does this exist? It's so hilariously stupid and kinda awesome. And why the hell is Carnage so tall? He's supposed to be Peter's size, not goddamn Slender Man.

[Beadle]

For those into Anima lore…

I was in the Anima International Discord server today, and one of the more knowledgeable members of the community was relaying a speech one of his NPCs had given in-game a while back. The character was an Imperium scientist and the player was a subordinate who was starting to criticise Imperium in-game for its repeated screw-ups. I just thought it was perfect.

"Ok, you little ****, want to know what we really do? You know how two comes after one? You can thank us for that. I spent 3 weeks in stopped time recreating basic maths from scratch because that shithead Rah made it so that the thing that came after one was sheep. Ever tried to have ATOMS existing when the laws of physics don't exist because one of the basic constants of the universe has a value of meatball?"

"I'd ask you to wrap your head around the fact that Planck's constant's value was the concept of that feeling when you want to sneeze but can't, but I doubt you can even understand why that is important."

[Len Ikari145]

Final Fantasy Origins: Okay, I'm considerably more interested now. It turns out Jack aka "Chaos-rot!" spoilers:

is actually Garland.

end of spoilers

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

I hope Kratos finally gets out of Europe sometime. Much different mythologies around

For those into Anima lore…

I was in the Anima International Discord server today, and one of the more knowledgeable members of the community was relaying a speech one of his NPCs had given in-game a while back. The character was an Imperium scientist and the player was a subordinate who was starting to criticise Imperium in-game for its repeated screw-ups. I just thought it was perfect.

Yea... yea.

The Imperium is just a Daycare center for Gods.

[Sharpandpointies]

For those into Anima lore…

I was in the Anima International Discord server today, and one of the more knowledgeable members of the community was relaying a speech one of his NPCs had given in-game a while back. The character was an Imperium scientist and the player was a subordinate who was starting to criticise Imperium in-game for its repeated screw-ups. I just thought it was perfect.

It's a fun speech. I like it.

It kinda forgets that Imperium ran off to C'iel and Gaira to beg them to fix things when Rah broke the world, mind. ^_^

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

HahAHAHAHAH

It is Spooptober. The Month where Cthulhu is most powerful.

Anywhoo, back to sleep.

[Beadle]

It's a fun speech. I like it.

It kinda forgets that Imperium ran off to C'iel and Gaira to beg them to fix things when Rah broke the world, mind. ^_^

Well, not so much. He was working on the basis that although they clearly had the raw power to fix everything, his working assumption is that C’iel and Gaira, as supposedly beings from outside of Gaia’s reality (or creations of someone from outside Gaia’s reality) wouldn’t actually understand HOW to fix that reality - they wouldn’t really understand that reality’s rules.

So although C’iel and Gaira were involved (once they’d finished stifling a laugh at yet another Imperium problem), most of the detailed crap was done by the PitS (which Imperium are in every sense).

Of course, there was lots of Imperium mocking as well (even for the mistakes of the other PitS, who were kind of set up by Imperium founders who wanted to go off and do their own randomly stupidly super-secret projects, so they’re kind of Imperium overspill cock-ups).

[Guy1]

Happy October Everyone!

[Postmania]

This is going to be the best final fantasy game in years

[Jaden Korr]

This is going to be the best final fantasy game in years

>calls somebody out on their bullshit
>refuses to elaborate
>turns on Iphone, and starts playing Limp Bizkit
>continues until he has left the dungeon
>"I'm coming for you, Chaos."

The absolute Giga Chad.