Oh you were serious. I thought you were just ragging on Vaniluxe.
*looks at him skeptically*63 variations, 7 shiny forms. In order to get them all, the Alcremie has to be holding a specific item and you have to spin around in a circle either clockwise/counter-clockwise for up to 5 seconds during a specific part of the day. Otherwise they won't evolve/transform properly.
I'm not sure I believe that.
That sounds WAY to crazy random for the Pokémon Company.