It's almost the weekend I mean why not...
Wakanda.
Intervention.
The tribal elders sit around waiting for word for their king after a long hot humid emergency budget meeting.
T'challa: "That will be all you are all dismissed."
As the last of the elders departs King T'challa turns to the farthest corner of the room and focuses his attention on an invisible shimmering anthropomorphic form staying as motionless as possible.
T'challa: "I know you are there so you can reveal yourself."
The cloaking device is turned off leaving a statically materializing Predator.
Predator: "THAT WILL BE ALL YOU ARE ALL DISMISSED!"
T'challa: "Great impression there you sound just like me African accent and all... Welcome to earth take a seat."
The Predator awkwardly walks over and takes the largest chair.
T'challa: "M'baku normally sits there so given your size I hope it's not too uncomfortable for you."
T'challa relaxes his posterior and leans in to converse with the alien species.
(sigh)
T'challa: "Gathering intel I knew you couldn't avoid the heat nor the hunt so I had a friend named Storm alter the weather conditions in Wakanda to attract you here to talk."
(another sigh)
T'challa: "Now that you are under the Disney umbrella we may need to retcon some troubling things that have happened to your franchise recently."
(one more big sigh)
T'challa: "I mean... Did you really come all the way to Earth to upgrade yourself with an autistic human child?"
(pause... like a really long pause)
T'challa: "It's okay I'm here for you... It's not your fault I mean even I have been written badly over the years and had retcons that made absolutely no sense. I was once sent out of my own advanced kingdom to a place called Hell's Kitchen where I made on the fly tech from Radioshack and had to prove myself to like no one in particular."
Predator: "AUTISTIC HUMAN CHILD!"
T'challa: "You kill me with that mimicking thing... Anyway, to me you already are kind of fearsome and to the average non-peak human hero you pose a problem but of course in the Marvel universe you are more like a low grade Sabretooth at best but I aint judging though."
(a little more pausing here)
T'challa: "Don't get me wrong I think you could work out well hunting street level heroes in Marvel like say the Punisher or Black Widow but... You have to know your own level and what makes your own shared universe work for you feel me!"
(a deep breathe)
T'challa: "I'm going to holla at my man's and them Mickey 'Money' Mouse and see if we can get you a better script and a much better budget and fix this thing for you... And we'll probably redo that Alien versus thing because Prometheus and Alien Covenant was all types of fail so let's pretend like those things never happened and pick up where Arnold left off and try again with a much better effort this time."
Predator: "PUNISHER OR BLACK WIDOW!"
T'challa: "Cute... Your AVP video games and comic books are hot I don't know why they just didn't do what was already on panel like we do here at Marvel... Give the fans what they want right instead of throwing things at the wall and see what sticks!"
(T'challa sits up)
T'challa: "THANOS!"
The Mad Titan strolls in.
T'challa: "This is Thanos, Thanos... Predator."
Thanos: "Wassup!"
T'challa: "Thanos is going to use the Infinity Gauntlet to turn your present existence to dust and then use the Time Stone so that we can rework some things okay."
Thanos: "You want to pick up at Danny Glover or..."
T'challa: "Naw, let's just start right after Arnold got to the choppa' and go from there."
Thanos: "I should also use the Reality Stone because I saw an advanced screening of his movie and was like WTF!"