Dragonball M: A DBZ RPG Sign-Up and Discussion Thread II

[Miburo]

Ah, so Held prefers men.

This explains so much.

That's not what I said!

That said, he does have a lot more bros then fem-bros.

In a very heterosexual way.

I think.

*Check notes*

Yep.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

That's not what I said!

That said, he does have a lot more bros then fem-bros.

In a very heterosexual way.

I think.

*Check notes*

Yep.

There's two ways one can take how well he handles a spear.

Given his aversion to women, and the sheer amount of bromances he's in. PLUS his fondness for Unicorns ...

*checks notes*

I should have noticed this sooner.

[Miburo]

There's two ways one can take how well he handles a spear.

Given his aversion to women, and the sheer amount of bromances he's in. PLUS his fondness for Unicorns ...

*checks notes*

I should have noticed this sooner.

Okay, hold on a minute.

I would grant you the bromances, and his aversion to women. It's circumstantial evidence, but I can atleast see where the misunderstanding comes from. His spear handling, I would argue that he handles his own spears very well, but it's not like he's known for disarming his opponents and overwhelming them with their own weapons.

But, why are you bringing the Majestic, Virile, Magnificent Unicorn into this? They are clearly worshiped by all sexual preferences. I mean, if anything, their canonical adoration of virgin women (I...think?) confirms Held to be insanely straight, but he's so pure and virtuous that he avoids all but the most pure of women.

Like, Megan and Nevellina are pretty much the only ones he shouldn't avoid, going by old school lore, assuming I planned this, and it's not a massive coincidence.

I would argue that, perhaps the Unicorn is the straightest all creatures. Maybe. I admit I didn't research Unicorn mating habits for Held.....But..Umm....Yeah.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

I mean, if anything, their canonical adoration of virgin women (I...think?) confirms Held to be insanely straight, but he's so pure and virtuous that he avoids all but the most pure of women.

I guess this means Sarada and Held can't be friends

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Okay, hold on a minute.

I would grant you the bromances, and his aversion to women. It's circumstantial evidence, but I can atleast see where the misunderstanding comes from. His spear handling, I would argue that he handles his own spears very well, but it's not like he's known for disarming his opponents and overwhelming them with their own weapons.

But, why are you bringing the Majestic, Virile, Magnificent Unicorn into this? They are clearly worshiped by all sexual preferences. I mean, if anything, their canonical adoration of virgin women (I...think?) confirms Held to be insanely straight, but he's so pure and virtuous that he avoids all but the most pure of women.

Like, Megan and Nevellina are pretty much the only ones he shouldn't avoid, going by old school lore, assuming I planned this, and it's not a massive coincidence.

I would argue that, perhaps the Unicorn is the straightest all creatures. Maybe. I admit I didn't research Unicorn mating habits for Held.....But..Umm....Yeah.

Because you just described a male Unicorn as:

Majestic, Virile, and Magnificent.

You played yourself.

[Miburo]

Because you just described a male Unicorn as:

Majestic, Virile, and Magnificent.

You played yourself.

......Okay, I admit, I haven't quite conceptualized female Unicorns yet. I mean, I read the Last Unicorn, so I have the idea, but for all I know, the Bicorns are all female or something.

I mean, they have to mate somehow! Point is, Held is just really, really, really, really, shy around chicks or something. Maybe.

[Miburo]

I guess this means Sarada and Held can't be friends

No, he can work through this unconscious Ultra-Instinct esque adversio---


HOLY SHIT, NEW TECH IDEA

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

No, he can work through this unconscious Ultra-Instinct esque adversio---


HOLY SHIT, NEW TECH IDEA

Virgin-Instinct, Ultra

[KingofPie]

Blizzar and Sarada atm:

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[Miburo]

Blizzar and Sarada atm:

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I have to admit, I really do want Held to meet with Grinthorn now. I'm just curious to see how it'd play out. Held's a consummate negotiator and diplomat, but Grinthorn seems damn near unflappable.

I think even if Held cheated and used Shingan to read the guy, fuck all would happen.

...Which, normally doesn't happen outside of Androids, or some insane zen level of bullshit control.

Also, funtimes, KoP. I didn't see any of this coming, but I found it quite amusing.

[Miburo]

Virgin-Instinct, Ultra

I look forwards to someone looking at Unicorn lore, and using some elaborate virgin trap to kill Held.

Probably slip some virgins into his party, he'll instinctively be drawn to them, something something Android 18, something something self destruct.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Blizzar and Sarada atm:

tenor.gif

hahahahah

It's obvious this dude isn't what he seems to be. What if he was a part of the First Race and was sent to spy on Earth?

[Miburo]

hahahahah

It's obvious this dude isn't what he seems to be. What if he was a part of the First Race and was sent to spy on Earth?

Where is Parsely.

I've got some RP's to write, dammit.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Or some kinda Void Creature

[Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki]

He's clearly a MANdroid.