Just because Held is a firm believer in Bros over Hoes, does not mean he's not as straight as a spear thrown from his hands.
I mean, real talk, the only chick who is even cut out for Space Vegas is like, Sarada or Parsley, and one is dead, and the other is--
Oh.
Also dead. Also, Jack has issues with her. Also, Held probably isn't too fond of Parsley since Genocide.
Also---If Held was going to be in a bromosexual relationship, it would clearly, clearly, be with Ochazuke. Held can't deny those mad skills, yo. Zaofan is also an acceptable answer.
Him and Jack are just really good friends. I MEAN WAIT, THEY ALL ARE JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS WITH HELD, WHO IS STRAIGHT.
brb hastily adding in a girlfriend for Held who dies off screen.