Oh Cleric....did you read that Pm I sent cha? Kinda curious what the opinion was, even if you don't use it.
I've been thinking about doing this for a while, and now's a good time.
A Vocado State of Mind (The Booty Hip Hop)
By Yung Jintlemin
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, OG Sway, it's time.
It's time, OG Sway (aight, OG Sway, begin).
Straight out the lazy dungeons of rap.
The gun drops deep as does my planet.
I never blast, 'cause to blast is the moms of gannet.
Beyond the walls of witches, life is defined.
I think of making money when I'm in a Vocado state of mind.
Hope the ton got some one.
My fun don't like no dirty run.
Run up to the sun and get the pun.
In a Vocado state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The OG gun?
You complain about the law.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the fun.
I'm rappin' to the booty,
And I'm gonna move your syntax.
Strong, resilient, phat, like a knife
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a strife.
I can't take the the law, can't take the stacks.
I woulda tried to kill I guess I got no syntax.
I'm rappin' to the syntax,
And I'm gonna move your booty.
Yea, yaz, in a Vocado state of mind.
When I was young my moms had a gannet.
I waz kicked out without no janet.
I never thought I'd see that pomegranate.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my moms's granite.
A fast car is quite the far.
Thinking of making money. Yaz, thinking of making money (making money).
"If you only listen to one rap this year, let it me this one. Never before have I heard such genius as 'to blast' being compared to 'the moms of gannet'."
- DJ Great, Awesome Rap Magazine
"The use of rhyme in this rap is phenomenal. 'ton', 'one', fun' and 'run'. How does Yung Jintlemin come up with this stuff?"
- Big Fox, The Hip Hop Channel
"This sums up my feelings about A Vocado perfectly."
- A Web User With Lots of Opinions
Because it's been nagging me all day and it also amuses me, I decided to bring a meme "to life" so to say.
I present to you: Alt-Alt-Charco
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NAME
Charco Shiroi
RACE/SPECIES
Human Kami
AGE
32
STYLE
Bringer of Utopia
In truth, Charco has never fought in battle. Instead, as a powerful healer, he heals friend and foe alike even displaying the ability to raise those from the dead. While this may seem counterintuitive in warding off invaders at first, those caught within the endless cycle of death and resurrection in battle find themselves in a neverending hell where the only escape is through surrender. Most of those that make it through his countless waves of followers will find themselves unable to strike him as his aura seem to affect the morality of those within range, forcing those to fight against their own morals. Those lacking in morals are not spared either, as their own killing intention is reflected back at them, forcing them to commit the very acts they sought to inflict on Charco onto themselves.
To the casual observer, this form of "combat" appears to be the very zenith of peace, but in truth, it is perhaps the cruelest of all.
HISTORY
Hailing from a universe in which Rex was unable to make his wish on the Dragonballs, the Dino School was short-lived and died out long before record history. As a result, Charco grew up a relatively normal boy, although he was still plagued by violent impulses. Feeling it was a test from the divine, he did his best to endure by seeking out the healing arts rather than martial. Surprisingly, he excelled as a doctor yet it was not enough and he threw himself into the occult and religious.
It is unknown what exactly happened the day he changed; Charco claims he met a divine or cosmic being. Whatever occurred, he was no longer the same man. His name became quickly known as he began performing miracles to those in need without charge, quickly amassing a following that many would later fear to be that of a brainwashed cult. Those that sought to put an end to him would find themselves unfortunately torn apart by the faithful, many of which included their own relatives. In the end, Charco was bestowed the mantle of Kami, not through battle or debate, but because his predecessor knew that there was no stopping the inevitable.
For now, Earth resides in a utopia under the guidance of Charco, but he as turned his gaze to the stars as of late, perhaps with thoughts of expanding his influence.
Current Power Levels: (edited from Cleric's List)
Asha’rah: 650,000 (for unexpectedly throwing a mountain)
Chuan: 300,000 (saving lives); 400,000 (post soup if he gets Erosa’s serving since it won’t work on her)
Etrina: 325,000 (sorry, didn’t do anything); 433,000 (post eating soup)
Erosa: 450,000 (growing off another’s power)
Held: 400,000 (saving Sarada and mook clean up)
Ishtar: 600,000 (the gratuitous and unnecessary missle)
Jack: 350,000 (mild mook clean up); 466,000 (post eating soup)
Meagan: 510,000 (clever support tactics against multiple bosses)
Nevanlinna: 420,000 (talking Luop down/mentoring Seri)
Parsley: 425,000 (good fights and helping take the Magic down)
Ochazuke: 500,000 (battlefield control/preventing flying); 666,000 (post eating soup)
Charco: 550,000 (awakening Rex/ghost hakai reveal); 733,000 (after eating the soup)
Sarada: 550,000 (beat to crap/beat Daiko)
Tasure: 400,000 (kind of stayed back/helped out)
Totoma: 500,000 (Just! Saiyan! Retribution!/clever mook engagement)
Zaofan: 525,000 (tenacity and cleverness); 700,000 (post eating soup)
Praxat: 325,000 (missed most of the fight but helped in the end fight ice and fire)
Sasheem: 485,000 (mighty mech! and missles!)
Dash: 350,000 (well done taking out elemental); 466,000 (after eating soup)
Cyanna: 325,000 (well done taking down the elemental)
Added in the power updates so far. Top 10 most powerful (base power) to date:
- Charco at 733,000
- Zaofan at 700,000
- Ochazuke at 666,000
- Asha’rah at 650,000
- Ishtar at 600,000
- Sarada at 550,000
- Meagan at 510,000
- Totoma at 500,000
- Sasheem at 485,000
- Jack at 466,000 tie Dash at 466,000
Last edited by Tami; 12-14-2018 at 11:04 AM.
Original join date: 11/23/2004
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hmm, y'know that is a fair point.
Why did they bring the alternate reality bounty hunter, who is desperate to return home, right in front of his target?
Ah, narrative cohesion.
Alright let's catch up...hmm...
Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
Arx Inosaan
Zao. We fight together, we die together.
...I'll be back later.
Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
Arx Inosaan
Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
Arx Inosaan