Originally Posted by
hairys
Romantic action-comedy starring June Moone and Jason Blood. Black Label. A lot of dark humor will be involved, including Ennis-style gory killings of villains and demons.
For the romance, there will be a dichotomy where Moone has a crush on Blood, who is not interested at first, but when they are transformed, it is Etrigan who lusts after Enchantress, who is not interested at first. It will take awhile before both relationships consummate, with Blood falling for Moone first, and this causing problems since Enchantress still isn't into Etrigan.
Towards the end of the first year, there will be a controversy that blows up the internet, when June Moone, who is upset with Jason at the time, transforms into Enchantress in the middle of coitus. People will get into stupid arguments about whether that constitutes rape with June at fault.
In year two, Jason will cheat on June with Enchantress.
By the end of our six year run, all possible pairings and poly-relationships will have been consummated.