Commissar Cain - Big Trouble in Little China

[Lord Falcon]

Commissar Cain and Jurgen replace Jack Burton and Wang Chi. They get only the equipment available in the movie, but Jurgen's blank powers nullify Chinese Black Magic. What chaos ensues? No pun intended. Well, maybe a little, XD

[Hiromi]

Shouldn't Lo Pan just shrivel up and die if Jurgen get's close enough?

Edit: also pretty sure he’ll end up with a melta gun, I know he doesn’t start with one and they don’t technically exist in this setting but somehow he usually ends up with a melta gun