Marvel Characters' Birthday Gifts

[SuperCooper]

With news that Bruce Banner's 46th birthday will be part of Avengers: Age of Ultron, I got to thinking what gifts he may receive....a magazine subscription from Cap, an ironic pair of purple sweatpants from Tony, etc. Two questions really came from that somewhat random thought during a boring shift at work:

1. What would a Marvel character (hero, villain, your favourite, whomever) receive as birthday gifts from their friends and colleagues/coworkers/teammates?

2. What would you personally give to a Marvel character of your choice on their birthday? Keeping in mind you've magically been given access to an infinite bank account.

[sifighter]

1. Captain America would receive an old black and white movie, Hulk would get one of those stress balls(made of adamantium), Wolverine would get Whiskey, and as a joke Iron man would get an Ipod.

2. Legion aka David Haller would get an amazing Birthday party with the friends and loved ones he has.

[dragonmp93]

Well, Magneto would receive a pre-paid credit card, the Professor X would get a collection of combs, Cyclops would get a coupon for free contact lenses and Wolverine would get six boxes full of non-alcoholic beer.