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    Default MCU Luke Cage vs. MCU Rocket Racoon

    It has been pointed out to me that I don't start many threads. Last one was 4 years ago.

    Soooooo...

    Rocket-launcher shrugging ex-con versus ought-to-be-in-prison Sweet Rabbit?

    Rocket gets... whatever he's shown holding in the Wakanda fight plus whatever easily portable, non-one-shot or special stuff we've seen him use in a way one can argue is "standard equipment" in GOG I and II.

    Cage gets... a fresh clean hoodie, a broken-off streetlamp, a portrait of Biggie and, oh, a 1957 Chevy Bel-Air. Just because.
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    I’m pretty sure that Rocket’s ordnance is enough to put Luke down, no matter HOW much money he owes him.

    I’d give this to the trash panda.

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    Yes I think Rocket has this.

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    I think Rocket's standard kit is in the range of "blow up sovereign spaceships", which is beyond Luke. Give him a few minutes prep (and depending on what he has on his pockets) and he goes up to "blowing up large capital ships" territory.

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    Rabbit via 2nd round KO

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    Seems fair to me. I just rewatched some of GotG with my kids and girlfriend, and simply the shock cannon thingy he uses against Quill on Xandar ought to be enough for a 10 count. And he can fly, at least some of the time.
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    Does Rocket have anybody's body parts on hand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T51R View Post
    Does Rocket have anybody's body parts on hand?
    I mean, his feats suggest "yes, yes he does." Don't they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    I mean, his feats suggest "yes, yes he does." Don't they?
    "Oh God, you stole Bucky's arm...!?"

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    Luke stands a better chance if Rocket steals Misty's arm.

    But yeah, Rocket all the way.

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    I haven't watched any of MCU Luke Cage yet, but if his origin is anything like the comic version, Rocket may be distracted trying to steal his skin.

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    It wouldn't be surprising if Rocket only owes Luke some money...only because its all part of his plan to steal ALL of Luke's other stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T51R View Post
    "Oh God, you stole Bucky's arm...!?"
    "hey. i told him i was getting that arm."

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