You Get a Super-Dog

[Shai-Hulud]

It turns out that Pre-Crisis Krypto the Super-Dog isn't dead after all, and he escaped being erased in the COIE.

And he shows up at your doorstep. He needs a new master and his super-nose has led him to you.

The Plot Gods approve, and to make the transition easier on you, grant the following:

• Allergies to dogs don't apply to Kryptonian dogs.
  
  
• If anyone in your family is afraid of dogs, it doesn't apply to Kyrpto.
  
  
• Your landlord loves Krypto, even if pets are otherwise prohibited where you live.
  
  
• Krypto gets on splendidly with your other pets, unless they're evil. In which case Krypto wants to know, "Why does Master have evil pets?"
  
  
• No dog food bills; Krypto lives off of yellow sun radiation. So also no excretion.
  
  
• Should Krypto choose to eat, he never messes in the house, but flies up to the moon for his dirty business. And he always brings Master back a moon rock, because Krypto is a good doggie who loves Master.

So, you are Krypto's master. What now?

[Powerboy]

I don't see anywhere to go with this. I've got a great, smart dog who just happens to be Krypto. He probably beats me in games of chess. I probably get kidnapped to make him rob banks or something but since he has human level intelligence and all the powers of Superman and this is a CBR scenario where his powers will not be ignored or watered down, I suspect that doesn't go well for the people that threaten me.

[Tami]

It turns out that Pre-Crisis Krypto the Super-Dog isn't dead after all, and he escaped being erased in the COIE.

And he shows up at your doorstep. He needs a new master and his super-nose has led him to you.

The Plot Gods approve, and to make the transition easier on you, grant the following:

• Allergies to dogs don't apply to Kryptonian dogs.
  
  
• If anyone in your family is afraid of dogs, it doesn't apply to Kyrpto.
  
  
• Your landlord loves Krypto, even if pets are otherwise prohibited where you live.
  
  
• Krypto gets on splendidly with your other pets, unless they're evil. In which case Krypto wants to know, "Why does Master have evil pets?"
  
  
• No dog food bills; Krypto lives off of yellow sun radiation. So also no excretion.
  
  
• Should Krypto choose to eat, he never messes in the house, but flies up to the moon for his dirty business. And he always brings Master back a moon rock, because Krypto is a good doggie who loves Master.

So, you are Krypto's master. What now?

If Kyrpto is so perfect, he's gonna get along great with my dogs. As well as Superman gets along with General Zod, Ursa, and Non.

[The Chou Lives]

I just sic him on people I do not like. This choice thing is the weak one so far.

[Shai-Hulud]

If Kyrpto is so perfect, he's gonna get along great with my dogs. As well as Superman gets along with General Zod, Ursa, and Non.

Are your dogs ... evil...?

[Tami]

Are your dogs ... evil...?

Nah, just spoiled.

[Shai-Hulud]

I just sic him on people I do not like. This choice thing is the weak one so far.

"Krypto, this Spanish Galleon sank in this area long ago. Be a good doggie, find it for master, and bring back something shiny...."

"Krypto, this child has gone missing in this area. But look, here's a toy she once had. Can you be a good doggie and use your super-nose to find her?"

[Captain Smith]

How smart are the current versions of Krypto? They have to have near human intelligence to be useful.

[Sharpandpointies]

I'm not a dog fan, but my wife probably likes him.

.....

There are probably things we can get him to do that will make life easier, but really, I just don't want him to cause massive damage or something running around doing doggie things.

Also, I win the million dollars offered by that group looking for people with supernatural abilities. Well, HE wins it, but being his 'owner' in the eyes of the law, I expect I get it.

[Captain Smith]

Have folks thought of Krypto sniffing out female dogs in heat and without your absolute control of him, breeding numerous Kryptonian half-breed puppies. Watch some mommy dogs produce litters of 11 pups. Half-kryptonians are pretty powerful.

I recall a Robot Chicken where Kal tried to neuter Krypto with heat vision and it didn't go well for him either.

[The MunchKING]

Find a Superboy in need of a Good Dog?

I mean I've already got Pokémon and Chocobos and Sometimes Interceptor runs in. So yeah. My Charity for this thread will be finding a Clark in need of a puppy.