Battle of Authors

[Lazzlo304]

The following authors will be fighting to the death, the catch; they have all the composite abilities of the characters they have created.


It’s

J.R.R. Tolkien

Vs

R.L. Stone

Vs

Steven King

Vs

HP Lovecraft

Vs


JK Rowling

Vs

Edgar Allen Poe

Vs

Stephenie Meyers

Vs.

Bram Stoker/Mary Shelley

[The Drunkard Kid]

Well, Tolkein, King, and Lovecraft probably destroy everyone else and then get in an eternal stalemate of omnipotence.

[The Chou Lives]

Yep. King has Meta Reality God known as Gan.

Lovecraft it’s Azthoth Who is a omnipotent blond idiot “God” who is a smack to the ideal God who gives a crap about creation and goes nuclear.

And Tolkien? Dude made his own Freakken Pantheon.

[Beadle]

Well, Tolkein, King, and Lovecraft probably destroy everyone else and then get in an eternal stalemate of omnipotence.

Pretty much exactly what I was going to say.

(Of course Cthulhu has no part in the whole omnipotence thing.)

[The Chou Lives]

Pretty much exactly what I was going to say.

(Of course Cthulhu has no part in the whole omnipotence thing.)

Nope. Far from it as a Elf lord with flying boat ends him fast.

[grampagen]

So essentially "who has written an Almighty God figure vs those who haven't."

...probably a weird question to ask of diety characters that can do anything but interfere (and cause the plot to expire) but, uh, feats?

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

So essentially "who has written an Almighty God figure vs those who haven't."

...probably a weird question to ask of diety characters that can do anything but interfere (and cause the plot to expire) but, uh, feats?

Eru Iluvitar (Tolkien) created everything.

Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God (Lovecraft) created everything in his dreams, and in waking will destroy everything.

Gan (Stephen King) purportedly vomited out the Universe, and then retreated into his shell/died.

The rest don't bloody matter.

Though since Azathoth is unconscious, and Gan is as well (or dead), Iluvitar should probably win by default.

[grampagen]

The rest don't bloody matter.

Filth and slander. Slappy the Living Dummy counts down on the Cuckoo Clock of Doom while surfing down the Beast Coaster as he looks for blood.

MONSTER BLOOD

Though since Azathoth is unconscious, and Gan is as well (or dead), Iluvitar should probably win by default.

Real talk though, this clears things up, seems pretty open and shut.

[Len Ikari145]

Eru Iluvitar (Tolkien) created everything.

Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God (Lovecraft) created everything in his dreams, and in waking will destroy everything.

Gan (Stephen King) purportedly vomited out the Universe, and then retreated into his shell/died.

The rest don't bloody matter.

Though since Azathoth is unconscious, and Gan is as well (or dead), Iluvitar should probably win by default.

Gan/Stephen King is actually the "Other" who created the King multiverse and real world. Maturin was the name of the Turtle that vomited up a universe that he and IT resided in. IT *assumes* that the Turtle died but is shown to still be alive in the Dark Tower series.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Gan/Stephen King is actually the "Other" who created the King multiverse and real world. Maturin was the name of the Turtle that vomited up a universe that he and IT resided in. IT *assumes* that the Turtle died but is shown to still be alive in the Dark Tower series.

Bleh. I always conflate Maturin and Gan. Apologies there.

[The Chou Lives]

Gan/Stephen King is actually the "Other" who created the King multiverse and real world. Maturin was the name of the Turtle that vomited up a universe that he and IT resided in. IT *assumes* that the Turtle died but is shown to still be alive in the Dark Tower series.

Yeah Turtle And Gan are different. Gan was the other who gave kudos to Bill for killing pennywise and is the greater Hod good force in Fark Tower.

[The MunchKING]

Eru Iluvitar (Tolkien) created everything.

Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God (Lovecraft) created everything in his dreams, and in waking will destroy everything.

Gan (Stephen King) purportedly vomited out the Universe, and then retreated into his shell/died.

The rest don't bloody matter.

Though since Azathoth is unconscious, and Gan is as well (or dead), Iluvitar should probably win by default.

Coocoo Clock of Doom to go back in time and stop the writers from writing their famous books? Or maybe even being born at all?

[The Chou Lives]

If you bring time travel for RL. Lovecraft gets Yog Slotha Powers. Meaning he *is* time now.

[The MunchKING]

If you bring time travel for RL. Lovecraft gets Yog Slotha Powers. Meaning he *is* time now.

Not if he never gave himself Yog Slotha?

Maybe? I don't know how timetravel works when we mix and match like this.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Coocoo Clock of Doom to go back in time and stop the writers from writing their famous books? Or maybe even being born at all?

Yea ... everyone else is pretty well outclassed by the Lovecraftverse/Tolkienverse/Kingverse.

I'm not even sure why Stephanie Meyers is here.

Not if he never gave himself Yog Slotha?

Maybe? I don't know how timetravel works when we mix and match like this.

A time manipulator vs the Personification of Time is ... a losing fight for the manipulator.