How wound Meng/Haku do in the UFC? In a street fight?

[k von doom]

How would Meng/Haku do against the current crop of heavyweight fighters in the UFC?

And how would UFC fighters (one on one) do against Meng in a no-rules street fight, where anything goes (eye gouges, fish hooks, nut shots...etc)?

[The Arbiter]

Are we assuming he gets time to actually train with a coach to learn some mma beforehand?

Also, are we taking his "feats" literally? Or with a hint of hyperbole?

[Arsenal]

Both questions depend on his prior fight experience. If he has none, he gets curbstomped in both scenarios every time

[k von doom]

Are we assuming he gets time to actually train with a coach to learn some mma beforehand?

Also, are we taking his "feats" literally? Or with a hint of hyperbole?

Of course there has to a hint of hyperbole when talking about Meng's abilities, especially when talking anecdotes about his out-of-ring adventures.

[Sharpandpointies]

He's 59 years old, now. And he's up against people who fight for a living, and have experience fighting people trying to put them down. And are trained to fight.

I don't like his odds.