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    Quote Originally Posted by Shai-Hulud View Post
    I visit Vito Corleone.

    "Godfather, I come to you for justice. These are bum charges, but they want to put me away...."

    "I'm going take care of this thing. The jury will find you innocent, no matter what these prosecuting shysters say. And someday in the future—and that day may never come—I'll call upon you to provide me with a service...."

    "Godfather!" (Kisses hand.)

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    Gomez Adams(Addams Family), Vinny Gambini(My Cousin Vinny), and Jim Carrey from Liar Liar

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    Mattock, Murdock, and it depends o third.

    One aspect of me says Big J himself. ( Bring up false evidence Murdock? My defense can bring up all Sins, and mine do not say the crime I am charged with so get dunked.)

    Otherwise.. Chewie Defense.

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    Ben Matlock, Jerry from Boston Legal, and Perry Mason.

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    You could get Slappy Squirrel for a dynamite case.
    The MunchKING is Back! And he is AWSOME!

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    As well as all of these attorneys operate independently, I wonder if the team dynamic wouldn't be more of a hinderance than a benefit.

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    I drive everyone to madness as soon as I enter the courtroom.

    I'll just walk out, and then go home.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Micheal Kuzak from LA law
    Bobby Donnel from the practice
    John Cage from Ally Mcbeal

    Any of these guys could get me off so all three absolutely do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    I drive everyone to madness as soon as I enter the courtroom.

    I'll just walk out, and then go home.
    This is presumably an American court, so everyone comes pre-maddened and tell you to sit back down for the rest of the trial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    This is presumably an American court, so everyone comes pre-maddened and tell you to sit back down for the rest of the trial.
    I just hold up a cat.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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