Hmm.
Step 1: I toss the lightsaber into the cave.
Step 2: Yell, "Hello, Bride of Nine Spiders, what are you doing here today? Oh, trying to make it Ten Spiders? Congratulations!" at the top of my lungs.
Step 3: Wait for Shelob to decapitate herself with the lightsaber because even she probably has limits on how much she can enjoy spiders and paralyzing terror.
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Thread: Take the Shelob Challenge
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10-24-2018, 02:47 PM #46Extraordinary Member
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10-24-2018, 02:53 PM #47The Undead One
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Excellent choice my good man.
Originally Posted by Dalak
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10-25-2018, 05:09 AM #48The Recipe for Disaster
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I'm down. Let's see how this rodeo goes!
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10-25-2018, 05:20 AM #49The Weeping Mod
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Very unpleasantly, I would imagine. Originally Posted by Blackid
Why are we here?
"Superboy Prime (the yelling guy if he needs clarification)..." - Postmania
"...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
"Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate
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10-25-2018, 05:55 AM #50Legendary God of Pirates
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Yeah, I'm not doing this.
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03-17-2021, 05:02 PM #51Ultimate Member
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I'd like to see the Incredible Hulk take on a giant bug like Shelob. Too bad that didn't happen in Thor Ragnarok. Hulk would eventually win.
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03-18-2021, 10:28 PM #52Extraordinary Member
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Wow, this is some thread necro. I was about to quote and thank one guy for saying something I was about to say before I could, but then realized it was past-me. Good job, past me, I still agree with you.
"Yes, exactly, that's what I was thinking!...Oh, that's me."Last edited by MichaelC; 03-18-2021 at 10:34 PM.
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