Had "the talk" about babies
Learned the truth about Santa
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Never believed in Santa. Santa doesn't light the Menorah.
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Santa stuff. I'm not going to delve into the history of things, I will just state that we never celebrated Christmas.
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Homes my side of the world don't need or use chimneys, and the people aren't about the Santa lies. Santa was always a fun fairy tale.
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Huh. Good question. I think the baby stuff came first, but since I have younger siblings my mother kept up the Santa Claus charade for some time. I do remember being 8 and still believing in SC, but that year at school my classmates were all like, there ain't no Santa Claus! So there was a disconnect for me: who should I believe, my mom or my pals at school?
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I have a vague memory but probably at the age of 6 from a school friend who was a bit of a potty mouth and plus we had the premium channel The Move Channel so I'd see lots of unsupervised R-rate movies while eating a bowl of corn flakes. good times.
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Santa Claus! My dad told me the truth when I was 11 and I cried for hours LOL
no Santa cause I've always been very suspicious about their existence
Never had any "talk", i learned about how mammals reproduce in primary school.
Never had any human biology classes?
Think i learned about Santa first though. Don't know when exactly. Kids aren't dumb, doesn't usually take them long to figure out there is something fishy about some fat weirdo who would just give toys away.
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BTW, did anybody see Miracle on 34th Street when he or she still believed in the chubby old elf? I saw it after I stopped believing, but if I had seen it before then, I don't understand how I would still have believed. IMO, that's a film that should be seen after the fact.
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