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    Default It's a Shootout

    This quickdraw battle royale will showcase who the best gunman is, each gunmen will have their signature gun, that is all. This takes place in an Khazan Arena, each shooter starting off about 20 meters away from eachother. The Constestants are;

    -Rambo

    -Han Solo

    -James Bond

    -Jason Bourne

    -Django(Unchained)

    -Martin Riggs(Lethal Weapon)

    -El Mariachi(Desperado)

    -The Man With No Name(Good the bad and the ugly)

    -Wesley(Wanted)

    -Doc Holiday(Tombstone)

    -John Matrix(Commando)

    -John Wick

    -Tony Montana(Scarface)

    -Lara Croft(Movie)

    -John Mcclane(Die Hard)

    -Ethan Hunt(Mission Impossible)


    Who comes out alive?

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    It’s got to come down to Wick vs Wesley, hasn’t it?

    In fact, IIRC, didn’t Wesley master the art of shooting everyone else in a circle with a single shot?

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    No, that was Fox.

    Doesn't matter though, since Wesley's still far, far faster than anyone else here. It's a pretty easy win for him.

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    Han.

    He always shoots first!

    Honestly there will be so many shots going everywhere that this will be less about who can outdraw everyone else, and who can eat the most bullets before going down.

    I'm guessing that Rambo and Matrix take turns taking this, largely through luck.
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    What the hell? A shootout with no Waco Kid?

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    Actually I take back what I said here. Lucky Luke wins.

    He's not here but he still wins.

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    it's either westley or wick taking the day.

    everyone else isn't exactly known for being accurate shots. especially tony since his claim to fame is just being coked up and taking a crap ton of bullets.

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    So it's a Mexican Standoff style battle? No one can jump out of the way once the shooting starts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by k von doom View Post
    So it's a Mexican Standoff style battle? No one can jump out of the way once the shooting starts?
    Once the First Bullet is shot, movement is allowed

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    Roland Deschain should be on this list...and he'd win as he had superhuman drawing and shooting speed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    it's either westley or wick taking the day.

    everyone else isn't exactly known for being accurate shots. especially tony since his claim to fame is just being coked up and taking a crap ton of bullets.
    Everyone seems to be leaving out Bourne: his accuracy is much higher-end than Wick's.

    Never saw Wanted, so I can't comment there.

    Holliday from Tombstone is as quick as or quicker than anyone, but doesn't have insane accuracy feats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    Everyone seems to be leaving out Bourne: his accuracy is much higher-end than Wick's.

    Never saw Wanted, so I can't comment there.

    Holliday from Tombstone is as quick as or quicker than anyone, but doesn't have insane accuracy feats.
    Wanted is superhuman ****.

    It’s almost like having Saint of Killers in the shootout.

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    yeah some of them like Wick are presented in a human but superhumanly way

    Wanted doesn't even pretend, it's blatantly super human

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    Wanted is superhuman ****.

    It’s almost like having Saint of Killers in the shootout.
    SoK is way past Wanted.

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    A given as SoK is pretty much immortal and instant kill shot and stuff.

    Saw movie and read Wanted comic. It is super human ****, literally.

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