300 Spartans Get Backup

[Lazzlo304]

The Spartans have enlisted more help pre- their fight with the Persians. Their Following Recruits;

-Achilles
-Conan the Barbarian and Red Sonja
-The Scorpion King
-Jason and the Argonauts
-Spartacus
-Hercules
-Maximus
-King Arthur
-Alexander The Great
-Aragorn and the Fellowship
-Jack Sparrow and Crew
-Zorro
-Robin Hood
-Lancelot

Each Character is film composite but in their most recent film look.

Bonus: They must go to war with Sauron

[Arsenal]

They held off the Persians by themselves.

I imagine they beat the Persians pretty handedly with some back up

[MindofShadow]

As long as someone has the idea to go ahead and let the deformed hunchback fight in battle (and die quickly) then they are good right lol?

So basically turn off PIS

[wjowski]

How exactly do they 'go to war' with Sauron? Are the armies of Sauron attacking at Thermopylae? Because a big part of the Spartans' success against Persia was geography.

Either way everything falls apart once the Witch King shows up.

[Ptrvc]

Composite film Hercules might be able to do this himself. Is this only live-action films, I hope?

Otherwise Disney Hercules tosses multi-ton boulders at the Persians till they're be all dead.

[k von doom]

The Spartans sit it out while their backup steamrolls the Persians.

If the group fights Sauron, they also win. Sauron was beaten by a normal guy with a sword; Achilles can easily replicate the feat.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

They held off the Persians by themselves.

I imagine they beat the Persians pretty handedly with some back up

There were actually around 1,400 there. Not just the Spartans. Unless this is the film Spartans, in which case, yes.

[Coin Biter]

There are a vast number of films featuring Hercules, particularly from Italy. Some of them appear to be totally insane. Composite Hercules, even if you exclude the Disney films, or the Sorbo made for TV films, has some spectacularly unlikely and weirdly surreal achievements.

I believe Guy Ritchie King Arthur has some magical Excalibur induced super speed ultra violence thing going on, right?

Aragorn and the Fellowship (with or without Gandalf?) has Legolas and all his absurd gravity defying archery from the egregious Hobbit films.

If you believe Herodotus, which you shouldn’t, the Persians had a million troops. If you believe modern scholars, over 100,000. If you watch the film, Xerxes was 9 feet tall and the Immortals were made up of orcs led by one of the Uruk-hai. In any event, it won’t be enough.

[Captain Smith]

They held off the Persians by themselves.

I imagine they beat the Persians pretty handedly with some back up

They had some help. A few hundred to a thousand others. Some of whom gave up.

Anyway none of the individuals cited would help that much in the final outcome without significant superpowers.

Against all of Sauron's forces - it's a Sauron stomp.

[The Dork Knight]

The Spartans didn't do it by themselves, as has already been noted. Also they didn't do much except manage to delay the Persians

And then they took their help to conquer Athens lmao. So much for "freedom" (more helots /slaves fought at Thermopylae than actual Spartans). You've got to love the Greek myth. Herodotus certainly was the "Father of propaganda" if nothing else

Anyway I think its at least a close run thing with all of these heroes. Like even going by a rough estimate of 40 Persians being taken out for every hero (Legolas/ Gimli contest) and modern sources putting the numbers close to 100,000; there's a decent chance that even the non "superpowered" versions of these characters, who are generally all exceptional warriors, could be enough

[MindofShadow]

If the group fights Sauron, they also win. Sauron was beaten by a normal guy with a sword; Achilles can easily replicate the feat.

That is a crazy exaggeration lol

[k von doom]

That is a crazy exaggeration lol

Not really sure which part you're referring to but in movie feats points to Achilles > Isildur

[Pendaran]

The Spartans didn't do it by themselves, as has already been noted. Also they didn't do much except manage to delay the Persians

And then they took their help to conquer Athens lmao. So much for "freedom" (more helots /slaves fought at Thermopylae than actual Spartans). You've got to love the Greek myth. Herodotus certainly was the "Father of propaganda" if nothing else

Anyway I think its at least a close run thing with all of these heroes. Like even going by a rough estimate of 40 Persians being taken out for every hero (Legolas/ Gimli contest) and modern sources putting the numbers close to 100,000; there's a decent chance that even the non "superpowered" versions of these characters, who are generally all exceptional warriors, could be enough

Hey. Hey. Athens had also turned into a tyrannical hegemon over the rest of Greece by that point anyway. Everyone was terrible!

[Pendaran]

Not really sure which part you're referring to but in movie feats points to Achilles > Isildur

Sauron lost after being a guy who with a single swing of a mace could send entire groups of dudes flying, and then decided to stop with that and sloooowly reach for Isildur with his most vulnerable, existence load bearing point extended outward for him to cut off.

[Ptrvc]

Sauron lost after being a guy who with a single swing of a mace could send entire groups of dudes flying, and then decided to stop with that and sloooowly reach for Isildur with his most vulnerable, existence load bearing point extended outward for him to cut off.

Hand Snipes Man.

You got to watch those hand snipes.