Remember Fraptions? Nail the X-Men in a Few Words

[Disciple of Redd]

X-23, Laura Kinney. Has jumped off of a building to avoid conversation.

Tempus, Time Manipulation. DO NOT tell her how your parents met.

These and Schrodinger's X-Man had me going.

[Fokken]

Storm -- Ororo Munroe: Too good for you but won't say it. Will strike you down.

Cyclops -- Cannot hold a ham sandwich in his visor. Poor design.

Angel -- Not David Boreanaz. I'm disappointed, too.

Bishop -- Future star of the Kindergarten Cop reboot.

Warlock -- The living Y2K that walks.

X-Man -- Stop it.

Glob Herman -- Bargain-basement Rockslide.

Iceman, Chryokinesis. 13 going on 30. 90% dad jokes.

^^^
I'd reverse this guy here to 30 going on 13. ha ha.

Kitty Pryde, Intangibility. Waiting for her turn to talk.

Northstar, Superspeed and Flight. Is just barely tolerating you.

Shatterstar. Mojoworld Warrior. Violence IS the answer.

M, All the Powers. Doesn’t know your name.

Dazzler: sound into light. No she doesn't want your number. Yes she's doing splits on a sentinel.

Forge: Already has three of those. Doesn’t matter what.

Y'all are giving me life this morning. These are all truly amazing.

My contributions(?)....

Magik: Teleports. Inclined to stab. Puberty was Hell.

[yogaflame]

Storm: Mistress of the elements. Too good for this shit.

[WhiteQueenEmmaFrost]

Rachel: Telekinetic/Telepath. Misses her mom.
Jean Grey: Telekinetic/Telepath. Doesn't know her.

Emma Frost: Telepath/Can turn diamond. Her own best friend.

Rogue: absorbs memories/powers from physical contact/Fav. song "Can't touch this"
Gambit: Charges object to make them explode/Wants to touch that.