With Easter just around the corner in a week or two many of you will be coloring eggs and getting your Easter baskets ready. But folks its time we all prepared and woke the **** up about the real Easter Bunny. Yes the real Easter Bunny is coming to do Easter and we all have to be ready.
For years people have had this image of the cuddly sweet Easter Bunny in their minds. That he hops around and brings eggs to small kids. But that folks is further from the truth. You see that Easter Bunny is a myth created to sell to children. The real Easter Bunny is an evil creature. One that is actually dines on human flesh ! Yes folks ...Easter Bunny doesn't deliver eggs ...he delivers DEATH.
We all need to wake the **** up folks and prepare for what is ahead of the killer Easter Bunny. He's coming ....and he is preparing to kill us all. We all have been warned !
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03-26-2019, 01:09 AM #1Unadjusted Human on CBR
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Its Time to Wake the **** Up about the Easter Bunny !
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03-26-2019, 02:21 AM #2older
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He calls himself the Easter Hare here in Holland. For what reason is he trying to hide his true species? FOR WHAT REASON????
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03-26-2019, 03:11 AM #3Old school comic book fan
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It just so happens I have Night of the Lepus in my video collection. Deliciously cheesy stuff with those giant killer wabbits. If anything, that movie fully vindicates Elmer Fudd's passion for hunting those evil creatures.
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03-26-2019, 03:38 AM #4Invincible Member
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He's also got some feud going on with Santa Claus...
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03-26-2019, 06:58 AM #5Mighty Member
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"Kill the wabbit. Kill the waabbit. Kill the waaaaabbit."
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03-26-2019, 09:17 AM #6Ultimate Member
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Shhhh!!! Be werry, werry quiet! We're hunting Easter Wabbit! Originally Posted by SUPERECWFAN1
With Easter just around the corner in a week or two many of you will be coloring eggs and getting your Easter baskets ready. But folks its time we all prepared and woke the **** up about the real Easter Bunny. Yes the real Easter Bunny is coming to do Easter and we all have to be ready.
For years people have had this image of the cuddly sweet Easter Bunny in their minds. That he hops around and brings eggs to small kids. But that folks is further from the truth. You see that Easter Bunny is a myth created to sell to children. The real Easter Bunny is an evil creature. One that is actually dines on human flesh ! Yes folks ...Easter Bunny doesn't deliver eggs ...he delivers DEATH.
We all need to wake the **** up folks and prepare for what is ahead of the killer Easter Bunny. He's coming ....and he is preparing to kill us all. We all have been warned !
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03-26-2019, 09:30 AM #7Old school comic book fan
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Actually, that was sung to "Ride of the Valkyries" if memory serves. Originally Posted by Javasaurus
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03-26-2019, 09:57 AM #8Silver Sentinel
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SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET! Originally Posted by westphillypunisher
actually, that was sung to "ride of the valkyries" if memory serves.
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03-26-2019, 10:12 AM #9I am invenitable
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Wait...we're doing the what now?
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We're referencing favorite uses of Wagner! Originally Posted by ChadH
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Yes. That whole episode was a parody of Wagner's operas, I believe. Originally Posted by WestPhillyPunisher
Actually, that was sung to "Ride of the Valkyries" if memory serves.Pull List: The Black Hammer, Bitch Planet, Copperhead, Hellboy/BPRD, Monstress, Ms. Marvel, Southern Cross
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03-26-2019, 12:58 PM #12Old school comic book fan
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From giant killer rabbits to Wagner. We cover all the bases here on the CBR Forums! Originally Posted by Javasaurus
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03-26-2019, 01:55 PM #13Mighty Member
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And – thanks to the CBR Forums – we have been forewarned about the coming Rabbit Apocalypse! I can now begin stocking up on Easter Candy so that my family and I can shelter in place. Originally Posted by WestPhillyPunisher
From giant killer rabbits to Wagner. We cover all the bases here on the CBR Forums!Pull List: The Black Hammer, Bitch Planet, Copperhead, Hellboy/BPRD, Monstress, Ms. Marvel, Southern Cross
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03-26-2019, 02:19 PM #14Extraordinary Member
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I want to see the great war between the Easter Bunny and Santa! Who's with me?
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03-26-2019, 05:05 PM #15Old school comic book fan
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I’d give the edge to Santa who’s got plenty of backup in his elves with their mad carpentry skillz. Originally Posted by John Ossie
I want to see the great war between the Easter Bunny and Santa! Who's with me?Avatar: Here's to the late, great Steve Dillon. Best. Punisher. Artist. EVER!
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