Cyclops Appreciation

[nx01a]

Everything's more perverted with Land art.

[borismortys]

Actually guys Land has already drawn Tyke before. Here's his variant.


Now i need the help of those who master the photoshop ability and make one of Tyke plus Pixie and an image of Professor K passed out.

[somacula]

Everything's more perverted with Land art.

HOPELESS MAKE IT HAPPEN! if he gives Tyke a lasting relationship with a non redhead non telepath, non psycho that is meaningful and lasts he'll leave his mark in the x-men, because whoever cyclops is dating seems to have an effect on the x-men as whole.
Finally, more land art :

[Habis]

How old is Pixie now? Lang should be forbidden to draw minors by law.

[Gray Lensman]

Reposting due to sudden return to relevance......

The Exorcists ft. Pixie

By Gray Lensman

Scott didn't think his homecoming was supposed to turn out this way. Instead of a warm welcome, he was sure that his friends were blaming him for every bad thing that happened while he was away. Laura and Warren seemed to hate him, and Jean actually invited him to leave again, with a preferred option of never coming back. In this state of mind, he went up a nearby hill to sulk. He was surprised to hear soft sobbing, and just when he wanted to be alone…

"I want to be alone" the girl managed to get out. "Why else would I be in the middle of nowhere?"

"I know the feeling" he replied. He was sure he sounded a little gruffer than he should have.

"Why did you pick my hill? I said I wanted to be alone."

"I, uh, kinda live near here. The sunrise here is pretty nice this time of year. Listen, I'm not really having a good day either. You want to share problems? It might make you feel a bit better." Scott continued on in a voice only meant for himself "It might even make me feel better, but that's probably too much to ask."

"I'm normally pretty happy you know. Well, I should probably introduce myself. I'm Megan....." She sounded like there was supposed to be more, but her voice cut off as she turned around to look at him.

Scott stared a little bit. Megan's eyes looked like black pools, and combined with her pink hair and eyebrows, those two things probably marked her as a mutant like him. "Uh, Megan. You're from Westchester aren't you?"

"Yes. Did I manage to port all the way to your underground bunker?"

"I must have missed some stuff while I was in space. Does everyone know where this place is or something? And were you going to tell me what brought you all the way out here?" He asked

"For your first question: yes. For the second: I kinda liked some boy back there, but when I asked he put me down in the worst way possible. Then all my friends jumped in and piled on. It's like they were never my friends at all. It just seemed so...."

"Needlessly cruel?" he finished, not liking where the conversation was headed.

"Yes. Why are you looking at me like that?" She seemed to have stopped crying and was more puzzled.

"I came back, well, from a long trip in space. I found out my dad wasn't dead and wanted to spend time with him, and I wanted to clear my head of some....other things." Scott was sure he was starting to babble.

"Other things? What was her name? Actually, maybe you should get to the 'needlessly cruel' part." Megan wasn't quite sure what had set Scott off, but if this teenaged version was anything like his older self it might bear hearing out. It didn't bode well, that much was certain.

"Uh, Jean. Listen, I came back and everyone's reaction made me wonder if any of them ever liked me at all." A branch cracked behind them and Scott turned around. "Hi Jean, Laura. Why are you two here?"

"You must know Farouk, Scott." they replied in unison.

"TIME TO LEAVE!!" Scott felt Megan grab on to him as if he was the last piece of driftwood after a shipwreck and his world went white.

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[Gray Lensman]

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The world started to come into view again, and Scott started to take in a much different landscape. Instead of a lush snow covered evergreen forest he was staring at a blasted, barren landscape. It seemed the only color here was what passed for grey when viewed out of his visor. He scanned around quickly and saw the only other person there was Megan.

"Where are we? And how did we get here?" Scott asked in a voice that he hoped didn't sound like too much of a panic.

"The Blue Area of the Moon. But the important part is the word FAROUK!" Megan responded in a voice Scott thought she hoped sounded less panicked than it was.

"Who is this Farouk? And why do they want me to know him? I get the feeling I don't"

"He's bad news. A psychic ghost called the Shadow King. He possesses people, sometimes lots of people. Probably the whole bunker you were living in. And it's easier for him to do so if you are feeling.....you don't think he hit my place too, do you?"

As if to answer to Pixie's question a bright yellow stepping disk appeared about a hundred yards from her and Scott. In addition to Illyana Rasputin, several of her classmates from the Jean Grey School were with her. They all spoke in a single voice. "You must know Farouk."

"That would be yes! We need to get moving Megan!" Scott didn't care if he sounded panicked now.

<FLASH!>

"That won't last long Scott. Magik can follow us." Megan seemed to be holding up well. ‘Well’ being, of course, a relative term.

"Is there anywhere you can go where she can't follow? She IS a demon queen of Limbo after all. I'll settle for 'she can't find right away' though."

Megan thought for a moment until her dark eyes lit up (which Scott would not have thought possible until he saw it) "I know just the place!" As Scott and Megan faded out he saw Magik and her company appearing in view. Why on Earth was Megan waving at them? "Toodles!"

<FLASH!>

"Toodles?" He asked in disbelief.

"Hey, if you can't have fun doing this stuff what's the point? When you get morose around those people you have a tendency to join them. Which explains the 'needlessly cruel' stuff when you stop and think about it. I was pretty happy before I made the mistake of asking for a date. He was probably a jerk anyway. I tend to only like jerks or people who aren't 'on the market' as the phrase goes. Were you in an unusually good mood before you walked in your prison home?"

Scott interjected when Megan stopped to take in air. "Yes, now that you mention it. I had spent time with my not-dead-after-all father. We took a road trip together."

"That explains it. Anyway, here we are! This place is some dusty old ruin, but a long time ago it was used by some mage who fought off a demonic invasion. Certain people won't be able to enter here."

"You mean like those tied to Limbo?"

"No, then I couldn't enter either. But possessed people can't!" Megan was actually smiling. In the face of what was happening, Scott wasn't sure how she possibly could.

"Is there something here that will help us? Besides a moment to catch our breath?" Scott asked

"There might be. We'll have to go in and take a look."

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[Gray Lensman]

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"This one isn't it either. We'll have to go in further, Scott" Megan said. They had been in here for a few hours, reading the walls as they went further into the catacombs. It appeared that whatever practitioner of the mystic arts that had once resided here had carved several of their spells onto the walls.

"Hey, I haven't asked yet. What do you, you know, uh, do? And do you have a code name?" Scott was surprised that he had spent several hours with this girl and had yet to ask some of the most basic questions about her. Most of the time, when not trying to decipher eldritch scripts, had been spent with her playfully teasing him.

"I create hallucinogenic dust." The girl replied, black eyes twinkling. "And if you feel the need to be so formal, Cyclops, you can call me Pixie." She was teasing again. "Hello, Earth to Scott! Normally you at least have the courtesy to blush when I say something."

"I'm....planning. If we find the right spell I think I've got an idea that just might work."

"Is this something I should be clued in on? It must be good." "Why do you say that?" "You're smirking." Pixie's eyes widened in delight "I think we've found it! I'm going to need a little bit to study, so you get to work on that plan of yours."

Scott sat down and started thinking. He was going to need a few things if this was going to have a chance to work.

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[Gray Lensman]

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Scott and his companion crept up towards the door to the old Weapon X facility, hoping that no one would notice until it was too late.

"How exactly have we not been detected yet? I thought this place had plenty of sensors around it, not to mention they are probably using Cerebro to look for us as well." the girl whispered as they crawled closer.

"I probably look just like that other me to Cerebro, possibly the other sensors as well. You, well, you have other methods, remember? Looks like they have posted a couple of guards, so we aren't going to remain hidden for much longer. Ready?"

"Yes."

Scott lanced out with his signature optic blast, bouncing the bolt off the entrance to the facility in such a manner that it split and took out the two guards simultaneously. He and his companion bolted to the door as he let out another bolt to burst it open, running through the newly created opening to a blaring klaxon. "We stick to the plan, we have to be in position in exactly 2 minutes!" he hollered back to the girl running in after him. Less than a minute (and several unconscious people) later, they arrived at their destination, a small operations room with only one door in or out. The girl with Scott started placing devices on the wall.

"If we can hold out long enough this plan of yours might actually work. Of course, they will know where we came from and will make me the first target."

As if on cue, a stepping disk appeared in the room with them. "Coming back here was foolish enough, but this has to be the least tactically sound place in the entire facility you could have chosen." Illyana Rasputin and several other X-Men in tow had neatly bypassed the barriers.

Of course, that was the point. Smirking under the helmet of his spacesuit, Scott pushed a button on the little remote he was holding in his right hand. Instantly, the light in his visor dimmed, while on the other side the two Stepfords who came in with Magik were forcibly shifted out of their diamond forms. "We stopped by an old SHIELD facility on the way here. You wouldn't believe what we found." To punctuate his point Scott started blasting with the stun pistol he had produced with his other hand. He turned back to the door as quickly as he could, hoping to act before anyone else could get inside. But it seemed he was too late.

Standing over the fallen body of his companion was X-23, and behind her was just about everybody else in the compound. Scott quickly considered his chances. At range, and with his powers, he would have a good chance against Laura. In close quarters and without them he didn't have any chance at all. Thankfully, the people behind her noticed a different problem.

"This isn't Megan!" a possessed Jean Grey realized.

Sure enough, Laura looked around to see a figure wearing Pixie's uniform under a hoodie, but in falling its dark hair had come into view. "Where is she Scott? It will hurt more if you resist. Don't think a spacesuit can keep out the Shadow King."

"Magik was right. Normally this room would be a really bad place to make a stand. But it does happen to have the closest air vent to the circulation system." Scott let the smirk he was doing his best to keep down show. As if on cue a cloud of pink dust billowed out of the air vents. In a few moments everyone inside were incapacitated, the only ones who could affect a warning were already responding to things no one else could see. It was about time, he thought, as the inhibitor array he had borrowed from that old SHIELD safe house along with the LMD let out a crack as it broke down.

Scott turned around and looked at Laura, who was ripping into a control panel. "@#$^W@ Unicorns!" Outside the room things were even crazier.

A red haired woman he didn't recognize was holding on to a support beam and crying ‘Butter Rum! You came back!’

Bobby seemed to have made himself an ice dress and was singing something about letting go, while Hank was writing nursery rhymes on the wall and talking about new scientific discoveries. It was going to be a long night filled with things he would never be able to unsee. At least Megan would have the time she needed to work up the exorcism spell they had found.

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[Gray Lensman]

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"Miss Frost said that Illyana was able to complete the exorcism in Westchester. Seems everything is going to get back to whatever passes for normal around here soon enough." Scott Summers was hoping that the prospect of not being possessed would somehow assuage Jean's anger. He soon realized he was hoping in vain.

"Does 'back to normal' involve some pink haired girl running around in your jacket and nothing else?" Jean was seething.

"I already told you. That life model decoy we found didn't look anything like Megan. We needed her uniform to sell the illusion that it was really her. Besides, I'm sure she has something on under the jacket." Scott had tried saying this before.

Like before, Jean wasn't hearing it. "Why can't she put her uniform back on then?!”

"Because Laura didn't leave enough of it intact! If it bothers you that much why don't you loan her a skirt or some pants or something? We asked the Stepfords but Celeste just said something about wanting to watch what came next and shut the door."

"And what was this life model decoy wearing when you found it Scott?!"

"Trust me, you don't want to know." Scott was still disturbed by the old SHIELD depot they had found. It looked like some kind of torture facility, except for the life model decoy they had found wearing less than Megan was wearing now. Whatever it had been, it certainly hadn’t looked comfortable. Which was somehow much less disturbing than the thing constantly calling Megan 'Mistress Hill' and asking if he was the new toy. Best not to dwell on it. By the look on Jean's face he was certain Jean had been reading his mind again. Served her right, he decided.

"Hey! I just got the all clear back from the JGS! Looks like I'll be headed back shortly." Megan had intruded at either the perfect time or the worst time. Scott was grateful for the reprieve. Like normal, she was beaming a near ear-to-ear smile. He thought it was somewhat infectious, like it was difficult not to be in a good mood around her.

"Oh, goody. Come back again when you can't stay so long." Jean was certainly not happy.

"Don't mind her, Megan. Anyway, thanks for the help. And it was, uh, really nice meeting you." Scott kept thinking he wanted to say something else but couldn't quite get it out.

"You know Summers, as first dates go you picked a pretty bad one. Running for my life and babysitting a bunch of hallucinating people isn't what most people think of as a good time." Yep, Megan was teasing him again.

"First.....date....!?" Jean managed to sputter out after choking on her drink.

"You OK Jean?" Scott was answered with a glare. "I wouldn't exactly call this a date, Megan. A date is something more like dinner and a movie, or stargazing, or something like that." It took only a brief moment to realize he had been maneuvered into saying something just like that.

Megan threw her arms around him and kissed him on the cheek. "Sounds great! How about the day after tomorrow, around noon? Come on Scott, it'll be fun! I can take us to Wales and show you where I grew up, and then we can sit on one of the hills and you can point out all the stars you have been to."

"Sure. Sounds great." It was her smile that did it, he decided. It was just too hard to stay upset around her.

"Tidy!" Pixie vanished in a flash of light.

Scott was still a bit dumbfounded by everything. He turned his head and realized Jean seemed to be turning purple. But why was Celeste laughing?

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[Kisinith]

Thats freaking awesome. Not as good as the stuff with Laura but still really damn good.

[FluffyCyclopsRLZ]

If Land draws it it would break the internet. Just imagine it. Porno face Tyke grinning madly, porno face Pixie same and somewhere in the Galaxy. Professor K has an aneurysm.

Oh yeah, Prof K would totally pull off the best impersonation of Captain Kirk ever for a whole 2 seconds before having that aneurysm.

Amusingly enough, I can't help but think the internet would break even harder if the adult version ever hooked up with another x-lady.

[nx01a]

Oh yeah, Prof K would totally pull off the best impersonation of Captain Kirk ever for a whole 2 seconds before having that aneurysm.

[Gray Lensman]

Everything's more perverted with Land art.

Why does the one from the upper left look like the Rogue Titan?

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[somacula]

Oh yeah, Prof K would totally pull off the best impersonation of Captain Kirk ever for a whole 2 seconds before having that aneurysm.

Amusingly enough, I can't help but think the internet would break even harder if the adult version ever hooked up with another x-lady.

What about an MCU lady?
In no particular order of Internet implosion : Carol Danvers, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch

[AJpyro]

What about an MCU lady?
In no particular order of Internet implosion : Carol Danvers, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch

I vote Black Widow. We've heard that Cyke shares a weird circle with Daredevil and Spiderman.