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    Baki Hanma Joins the Ultimate Fighter at 18 years old. He is a heavyweight fighter at 5'10". How would he do under those circumstances/Does he win the Title?

    How does he do?

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    Like real world MMA? Dude 18 year old Baki wastes everyone. When he was younger he took on gangs at a time and even fought a gigantic ape critter and lived.

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    Yeah, he destroys everyone.
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    He would basically be Yujiro by our worlds standards.

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    Baki could let any real world fighter exhaust themselves punching him without any fear of real damage.
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    ....Yeah, there's no way around this other than he wrecks everyone without trying...At all.

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    baki has been kicking asses and training since he was 12.

    he went head up against dudes like oliva and pickle.

    the best thing MMA can hope for is for baki to get bored and leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by master of read View Post
    baki has been kicking asses and training since he was 12.

    he went head up against dudes like oliva and pickle.

    the best thing MMA can hope for is for baki to get bored and leave.
    And he probably will after a few fights.

    ...Baki verse fighters are bonkers and Baki is one of the bonkiest and grows to be more so.

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    His impossible anatomy would quickly break down under the burden of real-world physics. It'd be like if you or me tried to dive down to the deepest part of the ocean without equipment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wjowski View Post
    His impossible anatomy would quickly break down under the burden of real-world physics. It'd be like if you or me tried to dive down to the deepest part of the ocean without equipment.
    I'd argue that it's more likely that physics breaks down in the face of Baki's physique, driving all who look upon him mad at the non-Euclidian muscle groupings, like some kind of dudebro version of Cthulhu.

    In his dojo in R'lyeah, dude Baki squats. That is not dead what can eternally bulk, and in strange aeons, even Death may deadlift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazzlo304 View Post
    Baki Hanma Joins the Ultimate Fighter at 18 years old. He is a heavyweight fighter at 5'10". How would he do under those circumstances/Does he win the Title?

    How does he do?
    Baki at age 13-14 utterly horrifies the audience of any MMA championship fight while looking quite bored. You could put him in the ring with every contender at once that will fit and it would be like feeding chum to a shark.

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    Only way MMA stands a chance if you composite stack ALL current MMA fighters into one heavyweight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Chou Lives View Post
    He would basically be Yujiro by our worlds standards.
    I mean he's basically Yujiro by HIS world's standards.
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