Jason Bourne vs IP-Man (Donnie Yen)

[Guy1]

[Guy1]

[Lord Falcon]

Oh calm down. It was a joke. I make a few teases about the lousy effects of the Ip Man movies and you guys are all bent outta shape. You guys need to lighten up some.

If this be a joke, make it more obvious. There are plenty of people who come in advancing arguments flying in the face of the rules. Even a little emoji will help.

[The Chou Lives]

Yes. Emojis help diffuse things. And thank you. I love the Guyver series, hence the avatar.

[Guy1]

Yes. Emojis help diffuse things. And thank you. I love the Guyver series, hence the avatar.

Gigantic Exceed!

[grampagen]

1: You mean machetes that seem to bend and flap in the open wind? I'd say Bourne can handle that
2: 'knocking' guys into the air, like guys intentionally jumping and falling backwards when they get punched? Call me unimpressed.
3: Jason Bourne has pushed groups of guys around with random objects, like all the time. In one instance, pinning a world-class assassin against a wall using a book (then proceeding to beat his with it).

4: Bourne's fights are against competent opponents, a bunch of slackers with rubber pads claiming they're wielding machetes is a few steps down from competent, just sayin'.

So, based on your criteria, Bourne wins.

Bourne's fights are choreographed with shaky-cam and jump-cuts.

Based on your criteria, Ip Man wins because Bourne's never actually won a fight, the camera just zoomed-in on a guy slamming his face on a wall before cutting to something else.

[seaturkey]

twister was a beast. nuff said.

Pft, no, its not. Bourne is a beast too, so it's not 'nuff said.' If you wanna say twister wins, fine whatever, but the argument that he's a 'beast' is just as applicable to Bourne, and therefore irrelevant, my dude.

[The Chou Lives]

Yikes he is basically a non Russian Ivan Drago.

But seriously, I hate movies that paint the West as bad or the reverse based on plot. Just, a trope that annoys me.

[Guy1]

Yikes he is basically a non Russian Ivan Drago.

But seriously, I hate movies that paint the West as bad or the reverse based on plot. Just, a trope that annoys me.

For what it's worth, the next boxer, Franky, is portrayed better than Twister despite still being a bad guy.

[master of read]

Pft, no, its not. Bourne is a beast too, so it's not 'nuff said.' If you wanna say twister wins, fine whatever, but the argument that he's a 'beast' is just as applicable to Bourne, and therefore irrelevant, my dude.

never said bourne isn't a beast. just pointing out that twister is a beast.

[Guy1]

never said bourne isn't a beast. just pointing out that twister is a beast.

And Franky was even more of a beast!

[master of read]

And Franky was even more of a beast!

again, nuff said.

[seaturkey]

Yikes he is basically a non Russian Ivan Drago.

But seriously, I hate movies that paint the West as bad or the reverse based on plot. Just, a trope that annoys me.

LOL, this guy is no where near Ivan Drago's level. That statement is laughable, especially if you trying to impress me with Twister in this video, cause you failed big time. I saw nothing particularly impressive by him, just a lot of standard boxing technique. Bourne would murder him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFnmq5PPScA

Now there's a real fight, and it ended with Bourne's opponent, a world class assassin, choosing to kill himself than have to face Bourne anymore.

[Guy1]

LOL, this guy is no where near Ivan Drago's level. That statement is laughable, especially if you trying to impress me with Twister in this video, cause you failed big time. I saw nothing particularly impressive by him, just a lot of standard boxing technique. Bourne would murder him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFnmq5PPScA

Now there's a real fight, and it ended with Bourne's opponent, a world class assassin, choosing to kill himself than have to face Bourne anymore.

And again, Twister is just too physically strong for Bourne to take on in a straight up fist fight. Bourne's more skilled but he isn't beating Twister without weapons. Ip, as has been shown in the video clips, is considerably stronger than Jason Bourne and beating Twister took everything Ip had. Twister did cheat in the fight, sure, but his raw strength and durability are clearly through the roof.

[seaturkey]

And again, Twister is just too physically strong for Bourne to take on in a straight up fist fight. Bourne's more skilled but he isn't beating Twister without weapons. Ip, as has been shown in the video clips, is considerably stronger than Jason Bourne and beating Twister took everything Ip had. Twister did cheat in the fight, sure, but his raw strength and durability are clearly through the roof.

Twister too physically strong? No he isn't, he's a human being at the end of the day, and bourne is vastly superior in skillset, armed or unarmed. But we can agree to disagree.