"Listen, I called this Avengers meeting to let everyone know that if there's a Spider-Man who's running around some other city acting like a total dick and yelling 'the die is cast' at people, that's actually Doctor Octopus."
"So the Spider-Man in Houston - "
"No, that was my clone."
"What about the Spider-Man in Las Vegas?"
"No, that was ANOTHER clone. Or maybe the clone who used to live in Houston."
"And the Spider-Man with the Dark Avengers was...?"
"That was either Mac Gargan or an evil South American spider-god as you VERY WELL KNOW, Hawkeye. You're just messing with me now!"
"So if we see a Spider-Man, and it's not any of those other guys, or you, it's Doctor Octopus."
"Yes! Obviously! Unless it's Miles, of course. Or Venom. Or Deadpool, or one of the guys who dresses like Deadpool if that's still a thing..."