Black Panther Appreciation 2019

[Ezyo1000]

I don't think the Russos had any plans for Wakanda other than for T'Challa to die, and then come back. You can tell with how the the BP characters interacted that the Russos played it safe and generic.

M'Baku: "This will be the end of Wakanda!!"

Okoye: "Then it will be the noblest ending!!"

Rumble in theaters: What type of bland swagless depiction is this shit??? That's not how them mf'ers talk! Booooooooooo!


I expect more of the same in End Game (safe dialogue, noble M'Baku being noble, etc) and then everything gets reset to what it was when Okoye made the starbucks line. Coogler can ignore it all if he chooses to, and i figure he will depending on what story he actually wants to tell

How it should of gone:

M'Baku "They think this will be the end of Wakanda? We will not have it, I Said We. Will. Not. Have it-oh!"

Okoye: "They don't know who they messing with, don't they know? We have a Million+ year undefeated streak, Wakanda is forever!"

T'Challa: "Yibambe muthf-er s! Leave now, I won't ask again!"

[Rumble]

Don't forget "establish Shuri is smart line" and move on.

Russos needed an army to fight outriders for the climax. Asgard is gone, Wakanda is all that was left to use.

The BP characters in Infinity War were stiff compared to in BP. Say your lines, chant your chant, and move the F on!

But J Cole and Coogler weren't writing those lines, so...

[Ezyo1000]

Don't forget "establish Shuri is smart line" and move on.

Russos needed an army to fight outriders for the climax. Asgard is gone, Wakanda is all that was left to use.


NEW WHAT IF STORY!!!

In an alternate universe, Wakanda lines up to fight Outriders, all of sudden the bifrost hits Wakanda and a legion of Asguardians are there.

Thor: I bring word from Allfather Odin. An Alliance once existed between Wakandans and Asguardians. Long ago we fought and died together. We come to honor that allegiance.

They do an ancient hidden handshake passed down through the line of kings. And then the audience learns how Heimdell became the only black dude in the nine realms! That dude has Wakandan blood!

and then they all get slaughtered together!

WHAT IF!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN DISNEY!

I want this now! That would of been baller. By the way, when the snap happened, since Thanos already killed half the remaining Asgardians, did that mean the snap took another half? Or since they already paid the toll were exempt from hidden fees and sure charges?

[butterflykyss]

I think BP definitely needs a reboot but I like coates and want him to still have a chance to finish his vision for the character.

[MindofShadow]

I want this now! That would of been baller. By the way, when the snap happened, since Thanos already killed half the remaining Asgardians, did that mean the snap took another half? Or since they already paid the toll were exempt from hidden fees and sure charges?

Asguardians just kept taking L's lol


Dark Elves come, slaughter the soldiers, kill the queen.

Asguardians relax, thanks for saving us Thor!

Hela comes, slaughters people with ease.

Asguardians get on a ship, thanks for saving us Thor!

Thanos arrives, slaughters half of them

Asguardians finally get to relax, thanks for saving us Valkyrie!


SNAP

[Rumble]

How it should of gone:

M'Baku "They think this will be the end of Wakanda? We will not have it, I Said We. Will. Not. Have it-oh!"

Okoye: "They don't know who they messing with, don't they know? We have a Million+ year undefeated streak, Wakanda is forever!"

T'Challa: "Yibambe muthf-er s! Leave now, I won't ask again!"

Bingo! That's much more in line with how M'Baku and Okoye would sound

Does T'Challa cuss? lol

[Rumble]

BP solo needed a reboot around May 2016

[butterflykyss]

BP solo needed a reboot around May 2016

nah it was doing fine then.

[Rumble]

Heimdall, BP, Falcon, Fury...

Half the black people in the MCU died in Infinity War

Shit, that's more than half

racist ass thanos

[MindofShadow]

Heimdall, BP, Falcon, Fury...

Half the black people in the MCU died in Infinity War

Shit, that's more than half

racist ass thanos

Threw green girl off the cliff too lol.

snapped the only asian/bug lookin person

Someone find Thano's twitter, time to find those receipts

[Rumble]

Threw green girl off the cliff too lol.

snapped the only asian/bug lookin person

Someone find Thano's twitter, time to find those receipts

Yup, Thanos is definitely problematic... in more ways than one

When captain marvel and black twitter teamup to end him in End Game, i don't want to hear a damn word from all those manbabies on reddit

[Ezyo1000]

Bingo! That's much more in line with how M'Baku and Okoye would sound

Does T'Challa cuss? lol

... I don't think he has at all. Lol dude too regal he's above that isht

nah it was doing fine then.

Numbers wise? Sure. Quality, care, respect, and vision wise? Doa.. dude has no idea what he wants to do with Tchalla or Wakanda

[Ezyo1000]

Threw green girl off the cliff too lol.

snapped the only asian/bug lookin person

Someone find Thano's twitter, time to find those receipts

Snapped the tree too... Confirmed Thanos hates nature and sides with big companies hellbent on destroying our national parks!

[butterflykyss]

... I don't think he has at all. Lol dude too regal he's above that isht



Numbers wise? Sure. Quality, care, respect, and vision wise? Doa.. dude has no idea what he wants to do with Tchalla or Wakanda

let's wait to see where tchalla ends up after the space adventure.

[Ezyo1000]

let's wait to see where tchalla ends up after the space adventure.

We already Know where he is going to end up. The real question is, what was the point of this whole thing? Other then to put Coates on creative time out while Aaron out Real work on T'Challa and Okoye and for Nnedi and this bee writer to play pretend Shuri coming to her own BP even though it's been done before, and done better