Hell yes!
Absolutely!
Yup. Diversionary tactics at its best.
Jeansus: "Scott, honey, we need to talk."
Emma: "Scott, darling, we need to talk."
Logan: "What they said, bub. Minus the pet name. Because The Wolverine™ doesn't do that. Ever. Obviously. *Cough*"
Jeansus/Emma: "....................."
Jeansus: "Thank you, Logan. Scott, Emma and I have been talking. You haven't had intercourse with either of us or begged for it in almost three months."
Scott: "Isn't it usually the other way ar...."
Jeansus: "Things have gotten so bad we couldn't even get a rise of you when we brainwashed Logan into bragging about that threesome Emma, Logan and I never actually had!"
Logan: "Wait, that didn't happen?"
Emma: "Psychically implanted memories. Just go with it."
Jeansus: "Scott, you didn't even object when we brainwashed Logan into giving you the puppies eyes until you relented and let him watch THE ENTIRE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS sitting on your lap!"
Logan: "Wait, I did what?"
Emma: "Scott, you seem to not realize nor properly respond to the ungodly amount of time you've spent not being privy to the kind of otherworldly sexual depravities most men and women would quite literally kill for?"
Scott: "Firstly, Logan and I had money on the same team more often than not. Leg cramps aside, it wasn't so bad. Don't give me that look, Logan, you're heavy. Secondly, 'otherworldly' might be somewhat of an overstatement. Seriously, safe words?"
Logan: "Woah, woah, woah hold on a sec, everyone, why do you all think it's okay to casually brainwash me into doing whatev..."
Emma: "If you would not-so-kindly be silent, Logan. This is about Scott not paying attention to other people's man slash womanpain. Focus."
Logan: "......................"
Logan: "Yes, ma'am."
Jeansus: "Thank you, Emma."
Emma: "You're welcome, Jean."
Scott: "Jean. Emma. if you kindly stop messing with Logan's thoughts. Well, for lack of a better word. Mmm. Anyway, I'm moving out."
Jeansus/Emma/Logan: "What???!!!"
Scott: "I'm moving out."
Jeansus: "You're moving OUT?"
Scott: "Yes."
Jeansus: "Out of the SUMMER HOUSE?"
Scott: "Yes. I'm getting my own place on Krakoa."
Jeansus/Emma/Logan: "......................"
Jeansus: "Scott, honey, is this about you feeling unappreciated? If you'd like us to fuss over you some more, you can fill the proper forms and we'll see what we can do."
Scott: "Once again, isn't it usually the other way ar..."
Emma: "She's right, darling. Petty passive-aggressive power-plays won't solve anything."
Scott: "......................"
Scott: "There's a special someone with whom I'd really, really like to give monogamy another shot. That's why I'm leaving. It's been sort of fun, I guess, I wish you all the best, but I'm out."
Jeansus: "A special someo... Scott, stop talking crazy. We discussed this. You're not allowed to have unsupervised interactions with other women unless I approve. Nor are you allowed to have unsupervised interactions with other men unless Logan approves."
Logan: "Wait, really?"
Jeansus: "......................"
Emma: "She was being facetious, dear. Extremely so, might I add. You boys aren't in charge of anything, ever."
Logan: "Oh."
Jeansus: "No matter. Scott, you don't know what you're saying. Clearly, you're having some sort of delusional episode..."
Scott: "I'm not. You tried to bully me into accepting your terms. I lied. Simple as that."
Logan: "Wait, lying was an option?"
Jeansus: "Not now, Logan."
Emma: "Bloody hell, is that why she wasn't in that perverted psychic hotel of yours???!!!"
Jeansus: "His what?"
Emma: "Storms, Psylockes, Dazzlers, Rogues, Mystiques and Selenes all over the place! I never even... I thought you were being sensitive and respectful of Alexander's sorry excuse of a love life!"
Jeansus: "What does Alex have to do with..."
Emma: " Lorna! Scott! They've been going at it behind our backs for months! The nerve! They met at one of Ororo's parties and left together!"
Jeansus: "Wait, you've been going to Ororo's parties?"
Scott: "What did you expect me to do whenever you ladies were unavailable?"
Jeansus: "Doing the dishes?"
Emma: "Crying yourself to sleep?"
Jeansus/Logan/Scott: "......................"
Emma: "What? I'm the vindictive type."
Jeansus/Logan/Scott: "......................"
Scott: "What do you want me to say? I went to this one party. The inter-generational free-for-all freaked me the hell out. Lorna felt the same, yeah, yeah, we're squares, we suck, I know. Point is, we took the... huh... party to a more private setting and things escalated. Neither of us have really looked back ever since."
Emma: "Good grief, it stopped being purely recreatio... Bloody hell, she has her own psychic black box! She has her own psychic black box!"
Jeansus/Emma/Logan: "......................"
Jeansus: "Scott, are you actually dumping us in favor of a boring vanilla monogamous relationship?"
Scott: "No. Lorna doesn't even know I'm moving out. This is me trying to slowly take things to the next level with an unspoken declaration of monogamous intent."
Jeansus/Emma/Logan: "......................"
Emma: "Good grief, you're actually dumping us in favor of the mere bloody possibility of a boring vanilla monogamous relationship, aren't you?"
Scott: "Yes."
Jeansus/Emma/Logan: "......................"
Logan: "I think that's kinda sweet, actual..."
Jeansus/Emma: "Shut up, Logan."
In all seriousness, given how Editorial seems to think Schism was such a greeeaaattt story, I can't help but think the "Rectangle" will implode over politics once Moira makes her move against Chuck/Erik.
I was kinda thinking, dunno if anyone thought of it, But what if the "open" rooms that Scott,Jean,and Logan have are actually their own personal krokoa gateways? Jean's on the council, Scott is CC and Logan is in charge of X-force with Beast. Maybe they go to specific spots for each of them? The open doorway thing feels like a red herring.
Also on a More sillier note, I can totally see a scenario playing out like this:
Scott - "Lorna,you've been amazing since this started I really appreciate your input,you really should be leading your own team again"
Lorna - "Scott.....I"
Scott - "Sorry, I didn't mean to sound like I was pressuring you,I just think you're more than capable of leading."
Scott - "I can Learn from you,it's hard for me to open to others,but you have helped me"
Lorna - "......"
Scott - " It's so easy to talk to you I feel like I can tell you anything,before you even read my mind!"
Lorna -"Scott,listen....."
Scott "You're like a sister to me"
Lorna -"Wait...what?"
Scott - "You've been with my brother,that's more than enough torture for a lifetime"
Lorna -"......."
Scott -"Besides you're way too good for me,and Magneto is like a father"
Lorna - "I doubt my father would be an issue...(wait what am I saying?)"
Scott- " I respect you too much to drag you into this"
Lorna - "Don't be so hard on yourself"
Scott - " No,I mean literally Jean has been slowly dragging me backwards for the last 5 minutes"
Lorna - "Oh,I thought father was sleep shipping again,but found it odd,because you're here already."
Scott - " sleep....shipping?"
Lorna - " ..............Nevermind"
Scott - "Now that you mention it,Jean and Emma brought up this weird conversation about demagnetizing"
Lorna- "......."
Scott - " I just thought they were tired of all of Rachel's family drawings on the fridge"
Nah. Jean was totally getting laid while Scott was doing the dishes.
X-Office: "Look at that! Scott's baby mama dumped him because she couldn't deal with his crazy ex trying to murder her unborn child, Jean, Logan and the Summers stood against him during Schism 2.0, Emma switched sides at the last minute just so she could stand with the victors, Queen Moira threw his uncooperative ass under Krakoa and now he has to listen to Sabretooth whining about not getting moar love! Talk about a surprise ending, huh?"
Cyclops fans: "...................."
ScEmma fans: "...................."
Jott fans: "Noooooooooo! Why do you hate us so much???!!!!"
Last edited by FluffyCyclopsRLZ; 10-19-2019 at 08:49 AM.
Don't know who draw this.
if You're reading comics just for the shipping then.....Yes.
Do you think Maddie has another child with Alex or Scott before she died in inferno