Scott Summers: Cyclops Appreciation 2019

[AJpyro]

Aren't we currently in the Age of Contradictory Canon(LoL)?

[FluffyCyclopsRLZ]

And don’t give Marvel any ideas.

Can't help but get the feeling the writing is totally on the wall on this one.

Aren't we currently in the Age of Contradictory Canon(LoL)?

Kinda getting the feeling the x-office will be adamantly consistent in its torture of Cyclops. Until it doesn't pan out, then it will pretend it didn't happen and that Evil Cyke fans just didn't get it.

[Hizashi]

Can't help but get the feeling the writing is totally on the wall on this one.

If that’s the case, I’ll have to seek consolation from my friend Jack Daniels.

[AJpyro]

If that’s the case, I’ll have to seek consolation from my friend Jack Daniels.

ANd me with my latest acquisitions. Infinity Gauntlet let's go for a ride.

[TheDeadSpace]

Can't believe no one's joked about the possibility of Scott and Jean's psychic rapport randomly being re-established just in time for Jean to actively start dating someone else.

Then it back fires as Scott eventually becomes closer to Bishop...

[AJpyro]

Then it back fires as Scott eventually becomes closer to Bishop...

And thus the cycle begins again...

[FluffyCyclopsRLZ]

Speaking of Cyclops torture...

Boom-Boom: "So how's Remy dealing with the whole thing? Still strapped to that Clockwork Orange chair and not getting it, huh? Oh well. Oh no, no, no, you really, really don't have to do that. Just kidding. I absolutely insist you name your firstborn daughter after me. Oh God, no, don't even joke about that. That poor boy. People would hate him on sheer principle. Speaking of which, Tall, Brooding and Clueless is majorly overstepping his S-I-D-E-K-I-C-K bounds with the passive-aggressive sitting around, glaring and not saying anything. Guess I've got to deal with... whatever this is. Oh, for sure, I wouldn't miss this for the world. Okay. Bye."
Cyclops: "Tabitha..."
Boom-Boom: "Oh no you don't, Cyke. Whatever soul-crushingly boring lecture you're about to unleash on little ol' me, - you know how you get, once you start talking it's impooossible to shut you up -, it'll have to wait. We have a social media cyclopean apocalyptic nightmare to deal with."
Cyclops: "I'm not even on soc..."
Boom-Boom: "Not anymore. Sort of. I kinda established you as my Twitter sidekick slash slave, so if you have an opinion worth sharing, I'll do you a solid and relay it to the universe free of charge."
Cyclops: "How generous of..."
Boom-Boom: "Right? So. Bottom line is, people were totally stoked on you yesterday because of the Frozen fan casting thingy and oh my god, can you believe our Roguey is going to star in the Frozen live action trilogy? How cool is that?"
Cyclops: "Awesomely so. As per your very own assessment from... three hours and six minutes ago."
Boom-Boom: "Wait, as in an actual quote or...? Hold on. Huh. I did say that. Three-ish hours ago. Okay, that's super creepy. Wait, you were actually paying attention the whole time?"
Cyclops: "I've been taking notes for the past five hours. With actual pen and paper. What did you think I was doing?"
Boom-Boom: "Writing super bad poetry about your crazy ex? What? It could've... Wait, is this a blackmailing thing?"
Cyclops: "Blackmailing?"
Boom-Boom: "Well, yeah. You'd take something I said out of context and blackmail me so I'd have to start telling people you're cool or something."
Cyclops: "And I would do such a thing because...?"
Boom-Boom: "Because the Internet hates you all over again, duh. Oh, I see what you did there. Nice move. Mmm, I guess I do get sidetracked every once in a while. Anyway. So, yeah, people totally hate you again. Now, for the sake of full disclosure, I might or might not have posted a picture of you strutting around in your creepy bondage gear, so it's only fair I take, like, five-ish per cent of the blame."
Cyclops: "What bondage gear?"
Boom-Boom: "The one you're wearing right now?"
Cyclops: "That... that would be my new uniform."
Boom-Boom: "Say whaaat? Hate to break it to you, Cyke, but it's basically your Magneto-Lite outfit minus the head condom. Laziest reskin ever. Heck, players would actually pay you not to have to download the stupid Alternate Costume DLC. Just saying."
Cyclops: "...What?"
Boom-Boom: "Don't sweat it, it's no biggie. We'll bring back the diapers and throw in a potato sack or something."
Cyclops: "............................"
Boom-Boom: "So, yeah, back to the Internet hating you. Most normal people would be suuuper upset and trying to figure out what went horribly wrong so they could fix it ASAP."
Cyclops: "............................"
Boom-Boom: "............................"
Cyclops: "Fine, I'll bite. What went horribly wrong and how do we fix it?"
Boom-Boom: "Well, basically every sentient being in the universe hates you because their children, godchildren, nieces, nephews, students slash whatever think you're cooler than them all of a sudden. Which is, let's be real, the cruelest thing anyone could ever say to a parent, godparent... "
Cyclops: "I get the idea. Can't you just take full credit for the fan casting? I'm sure parents won't mind if..."
Boom-Boom: "Oh my god really, I sorta thought about it but figured it'd be a total jackass move, oh my god you're the best, I swear I'll make it up to you, ooooh I know, we'll have the diapers match the rest of your fail reskin outfit and what the hell, maybe we could spray-paint sometime not totally lame on the potato sack or something, how cool would that be?"
Cyclops: "............................"

[TheDeadSpace]

If that’s the case, I’ll have to seek consolation from my friend Jack Daniels.

Aw man, I don't drink. I'll be stuck with having to deal with the sad reality Marvel creates...

[FluffyCyclopsRLZ]

And thus the cycle begins again...

Wait, so who's the new Emma? Logan?

[TheDeadSpace]

Speaking of Cyclops torture...

This is torture indeed for Scott.

These definitely provide me with enough entertainment in between issues. On the other hand, these don't disappoint in comparison.

[AJpyro]

Cyke must be rethinking that whole sidekick thing.

[AJpyro]

Wait, so who's the new Emma? Logan?

Logan's Maddie.

[Hizashi]

Aw man, I don't drink. I'll be stuck with having to deal with the sad reality Marvel creates...

I don’t drink either

[FluffyCyclopsRLZ]

This is torture indeed for Scott.

Sad thing is, these would canonically take place after Scott putting up with Logan/Alex/Jamie. This would arguably qualify as a vacation.

Cyke must be rethinking that whole sidekick thing.

Spoiler: Boom-Boom will totally reinstate him as leader whenever things go wrong.

Logan's Maddie.

Oh, BURN. Ouch, lol.

[TheDeadSpace]

Sad thing is, these would canonically take place after Scott putting up with Logan/Alex/Jamie. This would arguably qualify as a vacation.

Well, you're not wrong.

I don’t drink either

Guess we'll be stuck with whatever Marvel gives us. There's no escaping for either of us.

(Not that I condone drinking as a suitable means of coping)