Originally Posted by
FluffyCyclopsRLZ
Boom-Boom: "Dash cancels? What the f...? Wait, that's like forty per cent of my health... Summers, did you spend the whole night practicing or something?"
Cyclops: "Firstly, you double dared me to do just that after you mopped the floor with me. Secondly, I was high on painkillers and too wired up to go to sleep anyw..."
Boom-Boom: "Oh my freakin' gawd, are you still going on about this? I apologized alrea... You know what, screw it, I'm taking it back. All I did was joke about you looking like a narc. That sniper totally wouldn't have started shooting if you hadn't gotten all pissy about it. Besides, you had armor on and, let's be real, here, so what if that concussive shot or whatever blasted you like twenty feet back and broke three of your ribs."
Cyclops: "Five, actually."
Boom-Boom: "What-ever. The point is, you totally overreacted and ruined everything by blowing up that sniper's nest. You saw how upset Neesa was over all that prep and smooth talking going to waste."
Cyclops: "......................"
Boom-Boom: "Exactly. I shouldn't have to apologize for anything in the first place. Also, Neena said she'd bench me for the next mission, which is ridiculously unfair, so, really, I'm the victim, here."
Cyclops: "......................"
Cyclops: "Thirdly, I thought you were good at this game?"
Boom-Boom: "Well, yeah! But I've playing with Neena, Jimmy, Anna and Remy lately. The first two give button mashing a bad name and the other two won't shut the hell up about their marriage instead of... Mmm. Okay, fine, so it kinda occurs to me that maybe they weren't the best sparring buddies and maaayyybe I've been slack... Aww, there is no way you... That is it. You don't get to play Sonya anymore. I forbid it."
Cyclops: "Tabitha, you recommended I'd use her as my main. You'd said she'd be perfect because she's the super boring military type nobody likes and that her voice acting was the wor..."
Boom-Boom: "That's not how we're remembering it. You totally Jedi mind-tricked me into thinking I wanted you to play a stupidly OP'd character just so you could virtually beat me up and hurt my feelings."
Cyclops: "Huh huh. Isn't Cassie Cage ranked pretty high, too?"
Boom-Boom: "Shut up, we're not talking about my... Her two tournament specs totally aren't O... I mean, hey, it's all in good fun and you're clearly, cleeeaaarly the challenge-enjoying type, right?"
Cyclops: "......................"
Boom-Boom: "......................"
Cyclops: "......................"
Boom-Boom: "......................"
Cyclops: "D'Vorah, then?"
Boom-Boom: "Awesome. Also, we'll be telling people I bullied you into submission. You know, righteous retaliation for that mean Jedi mind-trick stunt you pulled earlier. Hell, if anything, you're lucky you got yourself shot, broke three of yours ribs and haven't stopped whining about it, otherwise I'd have no choice but to kick your ass on principle or something."
Cyclops: *Long-suffering sigh*