HickmanClops and the rotating cast, part 2. Warning, spoilers ahead.
LiterallyEveryCyclopsNaySayerEver: "Oh, please, who cares about the odd lip service???!!! We get the ancillary mutant CIA, pirating, Otherworld, and oh-my-God-they're-still-wearing-the-same-outfits-this-can't-be-real bullcrap while you're getting your own saga! YOUR. OWN. SAGA!"
HickmanClops: "....................."
LiterallyEveryCyclopsNaySayerEver: "....................."
HickmanClops: "Ooooookay. How about this. Before the next arc's first issue is even over, I will miss the broadside of an actual barn at point blank range and get myself beaten/captured. I will then spend the next four issues and a half getting tortured while my captor rmocks my numerous failings as a hero, husband, father and overall sentient being. Upon my rescue, I will publicly go on the record over how you're nicer, smarter, funnier and awesomer than me at everything, ever and how you should get your own saga. Tell you what, I'll even vouch for you taking over the team for the next arc while I recuperate from my wounds. Would all of the above suffice to get you off my back if only for five minutes?"
LiterallyEveryCyclopsNaySayerEver: "....................."
HickmanClops: "....................."
LiterallyEveryCyclopsNaySayerEver: "Jeeeaaannn! Emmmaaa!!! Logaaaannn!! Scott's planning to cheat on you with an evil space bondage queen!"