Hell yes!
Absolutely!
I really shouldn't be doing this, but what the heck:
UXM #17/18-ish
Jeansus: "Oh, Scott, I will always love you, but I could never be with a man who would kill one of his own children. Or any children, really. Murder is always wrong. And so is arresting people on the President of the United States' behalf."
SadClops: "What was that last par..."
Jeansus: "Oh, and I'm with Lucas, now."
SadClops: "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't kn..."
Jeansus: "It was in that horrible, horrible place your son - the one you MURDERED - created."
SadClops: "I didn't as..."
Jeansus: "Our love was so pure and special, we owe to ourselves to try in this world too."
SadClops: "Jean, you don't owe me anything. You're both good people and I wish you the best."
Jeansus: "Wait, that's it?"
SadClops: "What do you mean?"
Jeansus: "Aren't you supposed to make some wildly inappropriate pass at me and callously disrespect Lucas in the process?"
SadClops: "........................"
Jeansus: "Well?"
SadClops: "I'll be going on a space adventure with Warren, Tessa and X-Force. See you around, Jean."
UXM #40-ish
Jeansus!Holo: "Hashtag SageClops? SAGE? What the hell, Scott?"
AnnoyedClops!Holo: "Jean? Why are you... Wait, how did you... Oh, for the love of... TABITHA!"
OffScreen!BoomBoom: "What, was I seriously not supposed to tweet about this?"
Jeansus!Holo: "I can't believe you'd start dating another telepath - and Lucas' ex-partner - just to get back at us! Have you no shame?"
AnnoyedClops!Holo: "Firstly, it's none of your business. Secondly, we haven't seen or talked to each other in over 8 months, how could I possibly..."
Jeansus!Holo: "Oh, please, like you're not stalking us on Twitter."
AnnoyedClops!Holo: "I'm not even on social media."
OffScreen!BoomBoom: "It's true! I tried to explain the hashtag thing to him. Huuuge waste of time. Heck, I'm not even sure Scotty Boy gets the basic premise of online stalk.. I mean, social media."
AnnoyedClops!Holo: ".........................."
AnnoyedClops!Holo: "Jean?"
Jeansus!Holo: "Yes, Scott?"
AnnoyedClops!Holo: "Is there any particular reason you're holding your fist like that?"
Jeansus!Holo: "I might or might not be having some sort of psychic slash telekinetic seizure. This is beyond mortifying."
AnnoyedClops!Holo: "Do you want me to ask Tab... Oh. Right. I'll call the medical staff, direct them to your location and instruct them to be discreet about it. Sounds good?"
Jeansus!Holo: "That would be very much appreciated, Scott, thank you."
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"And thou mourn at the last, when thy flesh and thy X-Men are consumed"
So sayeth the gatekeeper. So sayeth LASAGNA! SO SAYETH THE END!
I don't blind date I make the direct market vibrate
It cant' end like this...
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"This is starting to sound like a bad comic book plot"
-Spider-man
“Evil is evil...lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same."
-Geralt of Rivia
What the hell is going on in Fluffy's avatar? LMAO.
Jeen's reaction to Tyke hugging X-23. Not kidding.
X-Mansion Medical Staff: "Oh, please, what do we care about Her Highness having a seizure or whatever?"
Cyclops: "Just do it, will you?"
X-Mansion Medical Staff: "What's our incentive? Seriously, your ex's speeches are the worst."
Cyclops: "I've killed people for less."
X-Mansion Medical Staff: "No, you didn't."
Cyclops: "Ah! Got you!"
X-Mansion Medical Staff: "Wait, no, we didn't... Were you record... YOU TRICKED US!!!"
Cyclops: "Look, just do it and I'll keep quiet... oh, for the love of... hashtag NoCykeDidn't??? TABITHA!!!"
I am disappointed. I get that it's in character for Cyke to blame himself when not necessary, but at some point it goes from a good character flaw to him looking like a weak willed spineless moron who can't stand his ground. What's next, he's going to lick the boots of Wolverine in #11 and #12? Oh, wait, that's exactly what's going to happen, isn't it?
Screw you, Marvel. CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT. EMMA DID NOTHING WRONG. INHUMANS STARTED THE WAR.
So rereading the issue, at the part where they had Fake!Scott's funeral.
The tag has as the first time Scott Summers died. Shouldn't they just have it at as "After his death from Black Bolt" or just "the funeral for Cyclops"?
Le Suck it, Dolphin!
-God I am so tired.
SCOTT SUMMERS AND EMMA FROST DESERVED BETTER.
Well, Whedon's Cyclops wasn't eviiiiiil and wasn't written in the 90s, so maybe Brisson simply wasn't allowed to refer to it?
Dunno, sending X-Force in space after the PR fiasco from Brisson's current arc wouldn't seem that far-fetched. Cyclops wanting a break from Earth after enduring Logan, Alex and Jamie wouldn't seem that far-fetched. Tabitha nagging Scott into a Riggs/Murtaugh dynamic would just be lulsy, really.
Boom-Boom: "Aw, come on, I shoot a truckload of time bombs and you blast them right ou..."
Cyclops: "Absolutely not. We are not doing the stupid power combos thingy."
Boom-Boom: "But think of the visuals! And the epic bonus splash damage!"
Cyclops: "Really wishing I hadn't let you bully me into playing those stupid video games with you."
Boom-Boom: "Well, everyone else is too busy screwing or moping around, Tessa is... Tessa, and you can't string combos for crap."
Cyclops: "...................."
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