Amalgam/Earth C-/Larval Earth Comics

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To paraphrase J. Michael Straczynski, I would crawl through a mile of broken glass and monkey vomit to get a chance to write any of the following:

* Amalgam Comics: Secret Crisis of Infinite Wars
* Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew or Just'a Lotta Animals
* Spider-Ham or the Scavengers.

(Also Justice Underground set on Earth 3/Earth X, but I don't think that'd fit for this)

Anyway, since my New Year's Resolution is to waste more time, here we go (feel free to offer suggestions...and we'll see how long I can stick to this ):

1. Superman Family + Fantastic Four = Fantastic Family
2. Superman + Mr. Fantastic = Fantastic Man
3. Lois Lane + Invisible Woman = Investigative Woman
4. Supergirl + Human Torch = Superhuman Torch
5. Power Girl + Thing = Brick-House

Earth C-
1. Superman Family = Superdoberman Menagerie
2. Superman = Superdoberman (AKA Bark Kent, AKA Kal-Kennel)
3. Lois Lane = Lois Dane
4. Supergirl = Supersquirrel (as a salute to the original Super Squirrel)
5. Power Girl = Power Squirrel (because she was the Earth C-- version of Supersquirrel)

Larval Earth
(I agree most of their Fantastic Four spoof, so a lot will remain the same):
1. Fantastic Four = Fantastic Fur
2. Mr. Fantastic = Mooseter Fantastic
3. Invisible Girl = Invisible Gorilla
4. Human Torch = Simian Torch
5. The Thing = The Lion Thing

Ok, well...hopefully I'll be back tomorrow with more...unless I get a life...but that hasn't happened yet, so I see no reason why that should change in 24 hours.

Latersville!

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Amalgam:

6. Batman + Daredevil = Dark Devil
7. Wonder Woman + Thor = Thunder Woman

Earth C-

6. Batman = Bat-Bat (thanks Ralph Baski!)
7. Wonder Woman = Wonder Vermin

Larval Earth

6. Daredevil = Haredevil
7. Thor = Labra-Thor, Dog of Thunder

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Amalgam:

8. Aquaman + Black Panther = Tiger Shark
9. Flash II + Spider-Man = Lightning Bug
10. Green Lantern (Hal) + Captain Marvel (Carol) = Kree Lantern

Earth C-:

8. Aqua-Doodle-Doo (rooster)
9. Fish-Flash
10. Green Firehydrant (a dog)

Larval Earth:

8. Black Pandather
9. Spider-Ham
10. Captain Larval (a bee)

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Amalgam:

11. Hawkman + Captain America = American Eagle
12. Green Arrow + Black Widow = Black Arrow
13. Black Canary + Hawkeye = Blackhawk

Earth C-:

11. Hawkchicken
12. Green Sparrow
13. Blonde Canary

Larval Earth:

11. Captain Ameerikat
12. Black Widowmaker (horse)
13. Hawg-eye (AKA Clint Bacon)