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    Quote Originally Posted by BitVyper View Post
    I'm ASSUMING the Buddha was stone, as I'm pretty sure it would have been hollow if it were metal?
    We are talking about a world where they raise superhuman sumo pigs, practice Martial Arts Rythmic Gymnastics, sell power armor that leeches battle aura in mail order catalog, and repair massive shattered Buddha statues practically overnight (since that was the second time that Kumon Ryu chopped up that same Buddha statue, IIRC). I assume nothing.

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    I would like to see them compare scholastic sports careers with one another.

    Armstrong: "What do you mean, you did rhythmic gymnastics, tea ceremony, figure skating, competitive eating, and GODDAMN CHEERLEADING!?"

    Ranma: "It's... I mean... Okay, there were some, y'know, extenuating factors involved... Look, just watch the videos of my matches."

    An hour later:

    Armstrong: "Holy... Alright, I'm a big enough man to admit that Japanese cheerleaders are a bit more... intense... than the ones that came to my games. Did you at least join the army when you got older?"

    Ranma: "Nah, the army that I beat up that time that I invaded China didn't really make military service seem all that attractive, y'know?"

    Armstrong: "What the HELL did the Patriots put in Japan's water?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    Armstrong: "What the HELL did the Patriots put in Japan's water?"
    The Saotomes.
    I swim through a sea of stars
    Without looking back to shore
    Faster than light, bending time

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    Quote Originally Posted by BitVyper View Post
    The Saotomes.


    Genma: "In my defense, Nerima was a nuthouse long before I got there.
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