Ok, so I tried to do a thread where I made versions of the DC/Marvel comics characters as Amalgam characters, and then as Earth C- and Larval Earth character (i.e. animal pun versions of the characters, ala Spider-Ham), but after 22 years, I still can't complete my Amalgam Universe (do you realize, as team members, how close Batman is to Hank Pym????)
So I'm just going to concentrate on the animal puns for now. Why? Because I would crawl across a mile of broken glass and monkey vomit to write either a Captain Carrot or Spider-Ham monthly comic.
Anyway, here's my animal spoof versions of the Justice League (up to the Zoo 52). I'll be back tomorrow with the Avengers. (If I like the already existing animal-spoof versions, I do keep them):
Anyway, here we go in keeping with my New Year's resolution to waste more time:
Justice Breed of Animals
Superdoberman = Superman + doberman
Batbat = Batman + bat
Wonder Vermin = Wonder Woman + mouse (see comic below)
Fish-Flash (Filet Garrick, Scaley Allen, Wally Wet) = Flash + fish
Green Hydrants (Hal Jordachshund, Guy Guard-dog, Kyle Rover, John Shepard) = Green Lantern + dog
Aqua-Doodle-Doo = Aquaman + chicken
Martian Anteater = Martian Manhunter + anteater
"Snapper" Caribou = Snapper Carr + caribou
Green Sparrow I and II = Green Arrow + sparrow
Grizzly-Atom = Atom + bear
Hawkchicken = Hawkman + chicken
Hawkchick = Hawkwoman + chicken
Blonde Canary = Black Canary + canary
Bantam Stranger = Phantom Stranger + chicken
Elongator = Elongated Man + alligator
Red-Panda Tornado = Red Tornado + red panda
Zapanda = Zatana + pandaq
Firestork = Firestorm + stork
Vixen = Vixen + reindeer
St-eel = Steel + eel
Vibe-Turkey = Vibe + turkey
Gypsy-Moth = Gypsy + moth
Max Leopard = Max Lord + Leopard
Oburrow = Oberon + burrow
Mackerel Miracle = Mr. Miracle + mackerel
Captain Larval = Captain Marvel + butterfly
Dr. Lightingale = Dr Light + nightingale
Beluga Beetle = Blue Beetle + whale
Booster Goldfish = Boster Gold + goldfish
Captain A-tom-cat = Captain Atom + cat
Rocket Red Lobster = Rocket Red + lobster
Saber Tooth Fire = Fire + sabre-tooth tiger
Ice Agent = Ice + woolly mammoth
Bunntress = Huntress + rabbit
Dr. Bait = Dr. Fate + worm
Oriongutan = Orion + orangutan
Lightmantaray + Lightray + manta
General Gloryhog = General Glory + pig
Tazmanatee Devil = Tasmanian Devil + mantee
Bloodwymaraner = Bloodwynd + weimaraner
Maximammal = Maxima + any mammal really
Agent Libirdy = Agent Liberty + eagle
Man Animal = Animal Man + any animal really
Marmotamorpho = Metamorpho + marmot
Power Squirrel = Power Girl + squirrel
Crimson Fox-Terrier = Crimson Fox + fox terrier
Silver RhinoSorcercess = Silver Sorceress + rhinoceros
Bluebird Ray = Blue Jay + manta
Mayak = Maya + Yak
Triumph-Ant = Triumph + ant
Nukoala = Nuklon + koala
Obsimian = Obsidian = monkey
Ice Milk Maiden = Ice Maiden + cow
Amazebra = Amazing Man + zebra
Blue Devilray = Blue Devil + manta
Elk-Ron AKA Desparrow = El-Ron/Despero + elk and sparrow
Moosetek = Mystek + moose
Wonder Roos (Kan and Kanga) = Wonder Twins + kangaroos
Tomorrow Worm = Tomorrow Woman + worm
A$$tek = Aztek + donkey
Steelwool = Steel + sheep
Plastipus = Plastic Man + Platypus
Oraccoon, formerly Bats-Panda = Oracle + raccon
Pig Bardaque = Big Barda + pig
Squirreliel = Zauriel + squirrel
Anteaterus = Anterus + anteater
Shark Flash = Dark Flash + shark
Moo Maiden = Moon Maiden + cow
Nightwings = Nightwing + robin
Faith Bernard = Faith + Saint Bernard
Jason Bloodhound AKA Etrafghan, the Demon-Dog = Demon + dog
Major Disastermite = Master Disater + termite
Caribou Raven = Manitou Raven + caribou
Black Lightningbug = = Black Lightning + lightning bug
Cyfrog = Cyborh + frog
Stafishfire = Starfire + starfish
Starsupial = Staman + kangaroo
Mangorilla = Congorilla + reverse of the ape-man thing
Red Sparrow = Red Arrow + sparrow
Geo-Fox = Geo-Force + fox
Guarddog = Guardian + dog
Mon-Grel = Mon-El + dog
Iguana Troy = Donna Troy + iguana
Supersquirrel = Supergirl + squirrel
Jade Elephant = Jade + elephant
Jesse Quickbrownfox = Jesse Quick + fox