The DCU’s 15 Year Sliding Timeline

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Being the continuity obsessed fanboy that I am, I devote a completely ridiculous amount of time to how DC’s sliding fifteen year timeline works now that all three generations of teen heroes are firmly back in continuity. Here’s how I think it should look:
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The real hitch here is ten year old Jonathan Kent, who was supposed to be born after Lois & Clark’s marriage, which took place in the late 1990s, which screws up everyone’s ages from Tim Drake to Conner Kent. The only way I can get around that problem is to retrofit Jon’s original backstory, being born in one of Brainiac’s bottle cities, which have been established as having wonky time, and the Brainiac Y2K story that temporarily turned Metropolis into the City of Tomorrow.

Anyone have any better ideas?

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Here’s the timeline with the years it roughly corresponds to:
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The uploaded images are pretty blurry, so here's the highres versions.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing

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Anywhere we can see bigger versions of these images, Bored?

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The uploaded images are pretty blurry, so here's the highres versions.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...it?usp=sharing

That looks blank.

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The Google Doc isn’t working? That’s strange. It works for me. Please try it again. Maybe it’s a glitch. I would upload them here in high resolution, but there doesn’t seem to be an option for that on the forums.

[Digifiend]

Yeah, it's working now, weird. The first time, it just had a white space where the image should've been.

You're right that the forum shrinks large images. A lot of people use Imgur to circumvent that. An image from there can just be posted in IMG tags, and the forum doesn't shrink external images like it does with attachments.

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Yeah, it's working now, weird. The first time, it just had a white space where the image should've been.

You're right that the forum shrinks large images. A lot of people use Imgur to circumvent that. An image from there can just be posted in IMG tags, and the forum doesn't shrink external images like it does with attachments.

Me not know how use Imgur

[Buried Alien]

That looks blank.

For a while, I thought Bored was doing his version of the cover of the Beatles' self-titled WHITE ALBUM.

Except it'd be a white surface with "Bored" embossed on it.

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[Bored at 3:00AM]

For a while, I thought Bored was doing his version of the cover of the Beatles' self-titled WHITE ALBUM.

Except it'd be a white surface with "Bored" embossed on it.

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Walrus is.