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    Default Grodd, Zod and cod.

    Mr. Mxyzptlk makes Grodd and Zod an offer: he will grant ultimate power to whichever one impresses him most in a cooking contest, using cod as the special ingredient. Who wins?
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    Grodd is Both super intelligent (knows a lot about cooking?) and a telepath. Could he mind-whammy Zod into messing up/Forfeiting, and just win that way?

    Also he's used to dealing with Earth Animals so is probably better at cooking Cod, whereas Zod probably thinks of Kryptonian Cod and tries to cook it at a million degrees or something. ;p Because EVERYTHING on Krypton is crazy-tough.
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    [QUOTE=The MunchKING;4246307]Grodd is Both super intelligent (knows a lot about cooking?) and a telepath. Could he mind-whammy Zod into messing up/Forfeiting, and just win that way? /QUOTE]
    By that logic, Zod could murder a Grodd at super speed or give him a heat vision through the retina.



    Also he's used to dealing with Earth Animals so is probably better at cooking Cod, whereas Zod probably thinks of Kryptonian Cod and tries to cook it at a million degrees or something. ;p Because EVERYTHING on Krypton is crazy-tough.[
    Not really, kryptonians and their assorted fauna were much closer to their Earth counterparts on Krypton.

    I'd actually bank on Zod here due to super senses. He can examine food cooking on the molecular level, fine tune said cooking with his heat vision, and probably has a more precise sense of taste to explore with as well.

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    What's Grodd's telepathic range? Because if it's long enough he could mind link with some of the world's greatest chefs and use their skills and knowledge to cook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Watcher View Post
    What's Grodd's telepathic range? Because if it's long enough he could mind link with some of the world's greatest chefs and use their skills and knowledge to cook.
    Groddon Ramsey?

    Maybe.

    But Grodd doesn’t do fancy food. He likes a barbecue. After all, he’s a griller.

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    This is unfair to Grodd as Zod will have relative years to get the taste right due to superspeed and also because he does not have a canon fetish for raw flesh influencing his choices

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    Groddon Ramsey?

    Maybe.

    But Grodd doesn’t do fancy food. He likes a barbecue. After all, he’s a griller.
    I think you win the thread.

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