Top Fictional Characters that I want to go drinking with...
John Constantine - Edgy AF, charming English man that gets along with everybody & knows what he's doing in a proper bar. +not afraid to stir the pot.
Homer Simpson - Because we need "that guy" in these things.
Gunny Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) - Professionally known in comedic circles as the "straight man" but just you wait...
THOR - Anyone would NOT want to drink with a Viking God?
Bender Bending Rodriguez (Futurama) - Because alcoholic, whore-mongering, cigar-smoking gambling robots are some of the best people you'll ever meet in a bar.
Tyrion Lannister - Because joyfully drunken, sharp-tonged, fabulously rich dwarfs is guaranteed gold in a bar
Revy (Black Lagoon) - What? You don't want a volatile, rude, whiskey powered & highly dangerous cute Chinese girl in daisy dukes running around in the bar?
Who do you want to get locked in a bar with?