Don Shooter
Welcome to the 751st original “Crazy/Stupid Republican of the Day” profile, where today we’ll be taking a look at former Arizona State Senator Don Shooter, who was first elected office back in… of course, the 2010 Tea Party Wave. During his time in office, he had his fingerprints on some of the most insane legislation the Arizona GOP could cook up:
- January 31st, 2011: In his first month as a legislator, Don Shooter co-sponsors legislation to try and make English the official language of Arizona. The Supreme (Court ruled that such bills are unconstitutional in 1999, when Arizona tried passing one then.)
- February 28th, 2011: Don Shooter votes for HB 2177, Arizona’s “Birther Bill” that would require presidential candidates to show their birth certificates.
- March 2nd, 2011: Shooter votes for SB 1433, a bill calling for states to be able to nullify federal law (there was a whole Civil War fought over this, Don.)
- March 5th, 2012: Don Shooter votes for SB 1495, another one of those idiot bills state Republicans push for to drug test welfare recipients that find no relevant drug use in people on government assistance, and lose a state a fortune before they’re overturned by the courts as a violation of the 4th Amendment.
- March 28th, 2012: Shooter votes for HB 2625, a bill that would allow employers to reject the birth control coverage on the health insurance plans of their employees.
- February 5th, 2013: Shooter co-sponsors SB 1439, a lunatic bill written to legalize gold and silver as legal tender in Arizona.
- February 3rd, 2015: Don Shooter co-sponsored HB 1445, the bill to conceal the names of police officers who murder suspects for at least 90 days.
- March 11th, 2015: Don Shooter votes for HB 2643, an attempt by Arizona Republicans to nullify the Affordable Care Act.
- February 29th, 2016: Shooter votes for HB 2338, a bill written to allow the legalization of concealed carry near public schools, which we are certain would make the parents of Arizona schoolchildren must feel much safer about their kids’ well-being.
- March 28th, 2017: Don Shooter votes for SB 1122, which would allow the sale of firearms without any background check (ignoring federal law again).
- March 29th, 2017: Shooter votes for SB 1367, an insane anti-choice bill aimed at forcing abortion providers to have to attempt to revive a “viable fetus” after an abortion, which ignores the fact that the way the law is already written, no fetus viable outside the womb can be aborted.
Don Shooter served three terms before taking a step into the lower chamber in 2016 to the Arizona House of Representatives, but then… well… things got a wee bit complicated. Because over his career working in the state capitol, Don Shooter sexually harassed no less than nine women, including fellow Republican legislator Michelle Ugenti-Rita. He handled the charges gracefully, immediately resi-
Oh, wait, he didn’t resign? He tried claiming that his criminal conduct wasn't that bad because he simply just was “annoying liberals”? He responded by pretending he didn’t grope and say inappropriate things and compare his penis to a gun? And then he tried to accuse Ugenti-Rita of having an extramarital affair, as if that would negate her claims, during his “apology” before the legislature?
Yeah, Don Shooter did all that. And that’s why the Arizona House of Representatives voted 59-3 to expel him from the legislature. He still didn’t just skulk away, mounting a lawsuit over his expulsion, demanding that the “whole investigation” the legislature had into his conduct be made public (as if that would exonerate him), and trying to run again for a seat in the Arizona State Senate in 2018, even though he didn’t actually live in Yuma, which he was supposed to be representing. His campaign strategy? To call upon Republicans to vote for him, a serial sexual harasser, because that would “make liberals heads explode”.
Spoiler alert: He still finished third. Sadly, he still got 20% of the vote, because one in five Republican voters in Yuma are either poorly informed, just straight up that awful in their opinions of how women should be respected, or some combination of the two.