Avengers: Endgame FAKE Spoiler Thread (for comedic purposes only)

[edpower]

* Aunt May's new BAE? Deadpool!
* Captain America gives up 15 minutes in, says "F*** it", and is never seen again for the rest of the movie.
* At the end, Tony Stark addresses the world and a counsel of E.T. aliens can be seen sitting at the U.N.
* The Sanctum Sanctorum in ruins, and the Time Stone destroyed, Dr. Strange begins performing in Atlantic City.
* Thanos is unmasked and revealed to actually Ed Norton, destroying the current MCEU so he can do the Hulk HIS way.
* All the Marvel live action TV shows and TV movies from the 70's, 80's, and 90's? Now in continuity!
* Yes, per above, David Hasselhoff is now Nick Fury! (making Star Lord VERY happy)
* The Fantastic Four show up! But...it's the Fan4stic version, so The Avengers snap them out of existence. Having seen the movie, Thanos calls it a draw.
* The post credit scene sets up for a trilogy of Marville movies!

And finally...

* MORE THANOSCOPTER THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE!!!!

Yours?

[Jabare]

Antman kills Thanos via the backdoor entrance

[Basara]

Tony, Steve, and Thor are brothers, and Thanos is their father.

[Midvillian1322]

Tony, Steve, and Thor are brothers, and Thanos is their father.

Yep and Hela is they're Sister-mom....... Lokis adopted

[Miles To Go]

Surprise recast...Alan Alda is Hawkeye

(yes, this is one I've been using for ages elsewhere)

[Jokerz79]

The Fury dusted in the Infinity War was a Skrull agent working for Nick who switched sides after Age of Ultron. Tony beats him up wearing the Gauntlet and Nick says "Save Maria" and Tony starts yelling "Why you'd say that Name? Why you'd say that Name?".

[Miles To Go]

Snap kills Dumbledore

[Mormel]

Tony, Steve, and Thor are brothers, and Thanos is their father.

I... want this to be a sitcom.