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  1. 04-26-2019, 05:30 PM #1
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    Default Bane and Batman vs Oddjob

    Bane and Batman from the Dark Knight trilogy vs Oddjob from "Goldfinger."

    Unarmed HTH only. No weapons or equipment, so Oddjob doesn't get his hat and Bruce doesn't get any gadgets or bat-armor.

    Bane, of course, still gets his respirator mask. Or whatever that thing is.
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  2. 04-27-2019, 06:07 AM #2
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    This is overkill. Comic book Batman alone wins in a curbstomp of epic proportions. Yes, Oddjob crushes a golf ball. Batman breaks trees in two with a kick, fights two dozen guys at once and aim dodges bullets. This isn't even a contest.
    Power with Girl is better.
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  3. 04-27-2019, 06:21 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerboy View Post
    This is overkill. Comic book Batman alone wins in a curbstomp of epic proportions. Yes, Oddjob crushes a golf ball. Batman breaks trees in two with a kick, fights two dozen guys at once and aim dodges bullets. This isn't even a contest.
    Thank goodness comic book Batman isn't in this thread then ;P
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  4. 04-27-2019, 06:33 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Thank goodness comic book Batman isn't in this thread then ;P
    Oh OOPS!!!! Oh reverse scenario. Bale Batman is so hosed here there's not enough water in the world to describe how hosed he is. Without his armor and gadgets, he has no chance against a guy who can crush a golf ball and no-sell a hth strike with Connery's Bond.
    Power with Girl is better.
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    Without his gadgets, Bale Batman can barely walk anymore, IIRC.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    Without his gadgets, Bale Batman can barely walk anymore, IIRC.
    His knees are basically powder, yea. Required robo-knee braces.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    I think Banes training and power would be too much adding Batman would be too much.
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    Bane's weakness was getting punched really hard in the face.

    I can't even support him winning a fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    Bane's weakness was getting punched really hard in the face.

    I can't even support him winning a fight.
    His name actually means, "One who has glass jaw."
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    Bane's weakness was getting punched really hard in the face.

    I can't even support him winning a fight.
    Oddjob's weakness is getting electrocuted. And I don't see any live electrical wires lying around.

    And if we take the cartoon James Bond Jr. into account, the electrocution didn't kill him, just KOed him. It also made him start dressing like a stereotypical rapper and talk occasionally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dog View Post
    Oddjob's weakness is getting electrocuted. And I don't see any live electrical wires lying around.

    And if we take the cartoon James Bond Jr. into account, the electrocution didn't kill him, just KOed him. It also made him start dressing like a stereotypical rapper and talk occasionally.
    It's been a long time since I saw it but I believe all Bond did by hitting Oddjob was hurt his hand. As stated, Oddjob crushes a golf ball with his bare hand, something Se an Connery objected to because it's blatantly superhuman. Bale without his armor or any gadgets? Oddjob slaps him aside and then he and Bane start pounding on each other only Oddjob starts punching the mask. Oddjob wins.
    Power with Girl is better.
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    How is he Batman without the suit at least?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan2099 View Post
    Bane's weakness was getting punched really hard in the face.

    I can't even support him winning a fight.
    Bane: I broke you once, I can do it again!

    Batman: Jokes on you...I can punch harder now!

    Bane: ...Shit.
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