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    Jaws from "The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker" vs Gregor Clegane, The Mountain That Rides, from "A Game Of Thrones/ASOIAF."

    Unarmed and unarmored, but Jaws gets his teeth (part of his body, arguably).

    Specify your answer for either book or television Clegane, or both, as you choose, assuming it even makes a difference in the outcome.

    (This is living Clegane, not zombified Clegane.)

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    Easy win for Jaws. Clegane simply can't hurt him, and Jaws is also physically much stronger. He's legit superhuman.
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    Jaws is a legit superhuman. Killed a shark unwater in Melee. And survived one hell of a fall without a parachute. He breaks Mountain before Mountain breaks h.

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    Clegane is well above normal human as well.

    Dude knocked half a dozen teeth out of a man's face from a single punch /from his back/. You can only generate a fraction of your full force from that position. He's also cut a horse clean in half with one blow (off screen) and decapatitated another horde on screen in a single swing.

    Don't forget crushing a man's skull between his hands like a grape.

    What are Jaws' on screen feats? I remember the shark one. I vaguely remember him getting pushed off a moving train and being ok as well. Strength feats?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Clegane is well above normal human as well.

    Dude knocked half a dozen teeth out of a man's face from a single punch /from his back/. You can only generate a fraction of your full force from that position. He's also cut a horse clean in half with one blow (off screen) and decapatitated another horde on screen in a single swing.

    Don't forget crushing a man's skull between his hands like a grape.

    What are Jaws' on screen feats? I remember the shark one. I vaguely remember him getting pushed off a moving train and being ok as well. Strength feats?
    He's strong enough to lift the back end of one of those work vans, and strong enough to overpower it and push it forward while it's attempting to reverse.
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    About 4:30 is where you want to look.
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    ...that will do it.
    "So full of hate were our eyes
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    Our war would yield countless dead
    But never victory
    So let us cast arms aside
    And like discard our wrath
    Thou, in faith, will keep us safe
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    ...that will do it.
    This is also after a couple tons worth of stone fell on top of him, mind you.
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    I saw the title and I thought you were having The Mountain fight the shark from the movie.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    This is also after a couple tons worth of stone fell on top of him, mind you.
    Later in the vid he stops an enormous gear/engine that is lifting a trolley sized sky tram up a mountain. Not gradually either. He stops it cold.

    Dude should have murdered Bond near instantly in any grappling situation lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    Later in the vid he stops an enormous gear/engine that is lifting a trolley sized sky tram up a mountain. Not gradually either. He stops it cold.

    Dude should have murdered Bond near instantly in any grappling situation lol
    Yea there's really no reason Bond should have survived any of their encounters. Jaws was a friggen monster.
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    and the fact that JAWS survived not one but two James Bond movie (one of which included orbital reentry) when I can't think of any other character whom did says it all.

    I still want to go into the alternative timeline where Cannonball run had a spin off where Richard Kiel and Jackie Chan had a 80's action show.

    the property damage alone would be ludicrous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shades of eternity View Post
    and the fact that JAWS survived not one but two James Bond movie (one of which included orbital reentry) when I can't think of any other character whom did says it all.

    I still want to go into the alternative timeline where Cannonball run had a spin off where Richard Kiel and Jackie Chan had a 80's action show.

    the property damage alone would be ludicrous.
    Jaw's Girlfriend also survived the re-entry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    He's strong enough to lift the back end of one of those work vans, and strong enough to overpower it and push it forward while it's attempting to reverse.
    He stopped that ski lift by grabbing the cable with his bare hands and stopping the whole ski lift.
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    I also forgot about the orbital reentry he survived, besides.

    The Mountain is fucked ... I really don't think he could even poke Jaws' eyes out, let alone do any meaningful damage with a full hit of his claymore.
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