[BIG SPOILERS]Thanos' Army vs The Night King's Army

[big_adventure]

Well Arby, you would know more than most about not wasting parts. ��

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Well, we know to be concerned should Arby roll out a GoT inspired sandwich, I suppose.

[The Arbiter]

Well Arby, you would know more than most about not wasting parts. ��

I've still got some old Cthulhu tentacles laying around for my seafood menu. Warning: over eating may result in madness.

Well, we know to be concerned should Arby roll out a GoT inspired sandwich, I suppose.

Night King snow cones. Limited time only!

[Slade1]

Yeah, Thanos wins this by himself. There's nothing the GoT can do to him.

[Cyke]

Thanos can just smoosh into jelly as many of the opposing team as he can before getting tired, then go to sleep in the middle of the rest of the army and nap until he gets his strength back while they futilely hack at him, then wake up and continue smooshing them. He is VASTLY too durable for them to hurt.

The fact that he still needs to take a nap means this is going to be one very long fight, regardless.

Do naps count as 10 counts?

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

The fact that he still needs to take a nap means this is going to be one very long fight, regardless.

Do naps count as 10 counts?

No, cuz like he's not incapacitated. Just napping.

[Cyke]

No, cuz like he's not incapacitated. Just napping.

I dunno, the end of a long work day means I incapacitate myself with a light blanket and an hour on the couch.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

I dunno, the end of a long work day means I incapacitate myself with a light blanket and an hour on the couch.

But see, you're not incapable of waking up. You just choose not to. If you can return under your own power, it's not a ring out/loss.

[Beadle]

If they pile thousands of zombies on top of him while he naps though, would they get a 10-count due to incapacitating him? I don’t think we can assume he has no upper limit on his zombie-lifting.

[KNIGHT OF THE LAKE]

This is one of those fights where one side is dependent on a no limits fallacy to fulfill their intent and since it wouldn't be granted here, they will get stomped.

It's more interesting if you start with the premise that only Dragonglass, fire and valyrian steel can take out one side. Thanos with the Gauntlet should be able to muster that up for his army and cause damage. But Viserion should be able to kill enough to start a war of ressurections.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

If they pile thousands of zombies on top of him while he naps though, would they get a 10-count due to incapacitating him? I don’t think we can assume he has no upper limit on his zombie-lifting.

Unless the mass exceeds, what, several hundred thousand tons ... no ?

[Beadle]

Unless the mass exceeds, what, several hundred thousand tons ... no ?

So we’d need them to be not so much White Walkers as Weight Watchers...?

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

So we’d need them to be not so much White Walkers as Weight Watchers...?

Weight Wights.

[Cyke]

But see, you're not incapable of waking up. You just choose not to.

You're goddamn right.

*hits snooze button*

[Mider2009]

Thanos would win imo