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By zipper I'm talking about when two lanes merge into one, or there is a merging on-ramp into thick traffic, it all works smooth when it zippers one-to-one from each lane. Yet there is always some jerk that doesn't understand how a zipper works, and wants to merge in as two cars at once , like they are attached, or doesn't want to let a "new" car in. Or worse when some insecure jerk that decides to pause and wait for the "correct" spot (which is never big enough for them) , and holds everyone back in their lane cause their inability to drive. LOL!
What
you are talking about sounds more like weaving, which is a whole other thing.
And usually caused by some idiot in the far left speed/passing lane going the same speed as the slower lane to their right so nobody can get ahead, (you can usually see them with a smug look on their face like _i'm controlling everyone's speed, like it's their freaking duty LOL!).
To to get passed
them people are forced to
weave through the slower lanes.
Don't blame the weavers, blame the idiot whose decided to lock up the speed/passing lane.
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Yeah, if that's what you want, what you need to be on is a scheduled train. Where everyone's "car/compartment" is locked (or surrendered) into one "program".
That you also want it(your personal compartment) to now also continue and end up in your personal garage, just shows what a self-centered control freak you are.
I'll stick with the
rogues.