Lo and behold, MCU THANOS has come to Earth! OUR Earth! He goes about his business and collects an Infinity Stone, but for some reason he decides that he won't halve our population just yet.
He decides that "this civilization shows promise. Let us see if they can live up to it. Let them come and offer tribute! And let those who offer tribute stay for all of tomorrow. It might be...interesting."
For some reason Ebony Maw turns away every politician or world leader who comes, choosing only normal people from everyday life.
You're one of the ones he welcomes.
What tribute do you bring Thanos?
How do you spend your day with him?
What do you talk to him about?
And...which one of his daughters is least likely to kill you?