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    Default Defend Helms Deep

    The Rohirm are are away. Instead of them and the fellowship, you are in charge of the defence of Helms Deep.

    You have 10 points

    Ceasar and 100 apes - 3 points
    Rambo - 1 point
    Captain America, Bucky, Falcon, Black Widow, and Hawkeye - 5 points
    The 300 - 5 points
    The Defenders and Punisher - 2 points
    The Jedi Council - 6 points
    10 Wakandan War Rhinos - 2 points
    1,000,000 Walkers (Walking Dead)- 6 points
    Hippolyta and 100 Amazons - 3 points
    King Kong (2005) - 2 points
    5 Tyranosaurus Rexes, 100 Raptors, 50 Pterosaurs - 4 points
    Alien Queen and 100 Xenomorphs - 4 points
    The Batmen (West to Affleck) - 2 points
    Predator (no succide bomb)- 1 point
    John Snow, and 100 north men - 2 points
    500 ewoks - 2 points
    John Wick - 1 point
    Loki (mcu) - 5 points
    Walter White with his RV prepped to fight- 1 point
    Wolverine, Beast, Night Crawler, Kitty Pryde- 3 points
    Kick Ass, Hit Girl, and Big Daddy- 1 point
    Jason Bourne - 1 point
    Kylo Ren riding an Indominus Rex- 2 points
    The Hound, The Mountain, Arya, Jorah Mormont, Briane of Tarth, Bronn, Jamie Lannister, - 1 point


    All characters are live action movie versions
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    Ceasar and 100 apes - 3 points
    John Snow, and 100 north men - 2 points
    The 300 - 5 points

    Notes: King Kong and the dinosaurs sound really good, but I'm worried Saruman might be able to influence them remotely, so they're out.

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    I mean, there are a few guys on there who could probably solo that fight. Luke Cage is a Defender, and they can literally do nothing to him at all. It would take him a while to kill ALL of them, but he could take a nap during the battle and not lose. Punisher can just keep opening fire and kill anyone he feels like, since Matt isn't going to stop him here.

    Predator has cloaking and a plasma caster thingy. I don't see what they can possibly do to that.

    Loki, by default, means 616 Loki. And that's a ridiculous curbstomp. He could absolutely kill them all by hand, but has absolutely no reason to do so, when he can just kill them all or, better, send them right to Thor's castle to be annoying, with all of a hand gesture.

    Alien Queen and Xenos likewise clean up.

    The Cap team has Falcon who can lay down explosives, and can also send his little birds around like a poor imitation of Yondu's arrow.

    T'rexes and Raptors and pterosaurs likewise open up a sill can of whoopass.

    At the end of the day, Orcs aren't really all that tough and their range game, especially in that fight, is total crap.
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    Big beat me to saying 'Without any other details, Loki is 616 Loki (original canon), and as such wrecks the opposing army solo'.

    ...I suppose one might argue that it's Mythological Loki, which likely doesn't help the Uruk-Hai.

    Alternately, 1 000 000 Walkers? That's endgame for the Uruk-Hai, given they're now VASTLY outnumbered by a zombie horde that's perfectly happy zerg-rushing...and it's only 6 out of 10 points. There were a whopping 10 000 Uruk-Hai; throw in the Dunlendings and you MIGHT get 20 000 enemies. Which leaves 50 walkers for every single Uruk-hai and (normal) human enemy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Alternately, 1 000 000 Walkers? That's endgame for the Uruk-Hai, given they're now VASTLY outnumbered by a zombie horde that's perfectly happy zerg-rushing...and it's only 6 out of 10 points. There were a whopping 10 000 Uruk-Hai; throw in the Dunlendings and you MIGHT get 20 000 enemies. Which leaves 50 walkers for every single Uruk-hai and (normal) human enemy.
    Dunno on that one: once past the first couple of chapters, the walkers are about as threatening as mounds of moist toilet paper. Kids kill 20 of them in a fight using garden tools.

    OK, OK, exagerating a wee bit there. 50:1 odds is a lot of bad odds, especially when it only takes a tiny bite to take away one foe and replace it with a friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_adventure View Post
    Dunno on that one: once past the first couple of chapters, the walkers are about as threatening as mounds of moist toilet paper. Kids kill 20 of them in a fight using garden tools.

    OK, OK, exagerating a wee bit there. 50:1 odds is a lot of bad odds, especially when it only takes a tiny bite to take away one foe and replace it with a friend.
    That's pretty much it. And it's six points. That leaves four more points to use buying...oh... *checks*...The Defenders + Punisher (Cage + Punisher w. firearms + Danny Rand for Area Attacks or, if we go by what is last seen of character, magic-ki pistols and ridiculous bullet-timing) as well as ten war rhinos for hitting hardpoints holding off the mob-swarm of zombies.

    .....

    Heck, if we're actually going by 'In Canon', then The Defenders is the comic-book version, and the MOST RECENT team under that name...is the original group. *snerk* That's all of two points to get Strange, The Hulk, the Surfer, and Namor.

    ...I don't think that's what the OP meant, though.

    Still, if we go by the most recent comic book series, we're talking about the comic book versions of Cage, Jones, Murdock, and Rand. Which is probably also not what the OP meant (am 100% sure they meant the TV show characters), but it's the next best value for the points outside of 616 Loki being worth five. ^_^
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