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    Astonishing Member T51R's Avatar
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    Default Give MCU THANOS his tribute...and hang out with him for a day.

    Lo and behold, MCU THANOS has come to Earth! OUR Earth! He goes about his business and collects an Infinity Stone, but for some reason he decides that he won't halve our population just yet.

    He decides that "this civilization shows promise. Let us see if they can live up to it. Let them come and offer tribute! And let those who offer tribute stay for all of tomorrow. It might be...interesting."

    For some reason Ebony Maw turns away every politician or world leader who comes, choosing only normal people from everyday life.

    You're one of the ones he welcomes.

    What tribute do you bring Thanos?

    How do you spend your day with him?

    What do you talk to him about?

    And...which one of his daughters is least likely to kill you?

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    Default .. hang out with him for a day.

    Thanos is such a boring, giant, overbearing wet blanket, having to listen to him waxing on and on, most will be begging that he end them.

    pleeeaaase just shut up and SNAP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Güicho View Post
    Thanos is such a boring, giant, overbearing wet blanket, having to listen to him waxing on and on, most will be begging that he end them.

    pleeeaaase just shut up and SNAP!
    *Gives Thanos fidget spinner*

    Thanos: *holding spinner at the center*

    Me:*spins it* You see that... balance.

    Then take him to a Cracker Barrel, if he still wants to end the world, I tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazzlo304 View Post
    *Gives Thanos fidget spinner*

    Thanos: *holding spinner at the center*

    Me:*spins it* You see that... balance.

    Then take him to a Cracker Barrel, if he still wants to end the world, I tried.
    I laughed for like 3 minutes straight reading this
    "So full of hate were our eyes
    That none of us could see
    Our war would yield countless dead
    But never victory
    So let us cast arms aside
    And like discard our wrath
    Thou, in faith, will keep us safe
    Whilst we find the path"

    -The Covenant Writ of Union

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Arbiter View Post
    I laughed for like 3 minutes straight reading this
    I'm here for your enjoyment 😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by T51R View Post
    How do you spend your day with him?

    What do you talk to him about?
    I'm thinking....we go see John Wick 3 together.

    And that's about all I got. Should at least give the rest of us an hour or two to try and figure out an actual plan.
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    perhaps he can be interested in reviving the declining snap music genre.

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    How long can these two hold a conversation, before one of them snaps? (literally and figuratively)

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    A guy like Thanos is one of the absolute worst people my character (interfaith) mesh’s against.

    I see him as LE ( Moral codes to follow but evil.)

    While I am straight up CG.

    So... If Chou Persona Power on, purple man gets his bling glove stolen and Chou makes current universe into his vision of paradise.

    Otherwise finger snap stuff happens I guess.

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