Every species of ant on earth becomes as large as a Guinea Pig. Speed and strength are scaled to their new mass.
Assume they can still dig and climb as good as normal.
They decide human kind is prey.
Earth is given 1 hour notice.
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Thread: Humans vs. Ants
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05-22-2019, 07:52 AM #1Open at 3AM!
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Humans vs. Ants
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05-22-2019, 08:20 AM #2My Face Is Up Here
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With that kind of speed and strength, only an hour to prepare and the sheer numbers of ants there are, we don't have a chance.
Power with Girl is better.
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05-22-2019, 08:22 AM #3Extraordinary Member
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At least Superman can save us!
...oh wait, no...!
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05-22-2019, 08:53 AM #4The Weeping Mod
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Well, the solid areas of the earth are instantly covered in a teeming carpet of pretty big ants...we'd need a lot, lot more than one hour prep to avert the antocolypse.
At least they're not man-sized, like that one thread where we would have ended up basically drowned under double-digit number stories of suffocating giant ants.
...people underestimate how many ants there are, and the fact that they are pretty much everywhere. Basically, we're hosed.Last edited by Sharpandpointies; 05-22-2019 at 08:58 AM.
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05-22-2019, 08:59 AM #5The Weeping Mod
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...oh, Superdick; you never cease to amaze.
Originally Posted by Güicho
At least Superman can save us!
...oh wait, no...!
Why are we here?
"Superboy Prime (the yelling guy if he needs clarification)..." - Postmania
"...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
"Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate
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05-22-2019, 09:13 AM #6Friendship's Shockwave
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That's about ten thousand trillion kilograms of ant. Edit: MY BRAIN DID A STUPID HERE SORRY. It's still ten thousand trillion kilograms of ant though.
Last edited by BitVyper; 05-22-2019 at 06:53 PM.
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05-22-2019, 09:14 AM #7Open at 3AM!
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Perhaps gecko sized would have been better :P
Or like... a hummingbird lol.
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05-22-2019, 09:27 AM #8Friendship's Shockwave
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*cough* that only really knocks like one zero off the total mass of ants you're making.
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05-22-2019, 09:29 AM #9The Weeping Mod
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Basically, one must not screw around with Ants. It's a bad plan.
Why are we here?
"Superboy Prime (the yelling guy if he needs clarification)..." - Postmania
"...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move." - Nik
"Why throw punches when you can be making everyone around you sterile mutant corpses?" - Pendaran, regarding Dr. Fate
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05-22-2019, 09:32 AM #10Mighty Member
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Don't let it get to you. I've ruined lots of earths. There's infinite quintillions more along the quantum spectrum. Originally Posted by The Arbiter
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05-22-2019, 09:47 AM #11Extraordinary Member
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Solution a gecko the size of a Boeing , our savior!? Originally Posted by The Arbiter
Wait, never mind.
spoilers:
end of spoilers
Last edited by Güicho; 05-22-2019 at 10:09 AM.
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05-22-2019, 11:19 AM #12E-Liter3K Scoped Headshot
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You say "significant problem", I hear "massive XP and payoff for The MunchKING". Originally Posted by BitVyper
I got spells of mass-destruction and enough Ethers to keep me going ALL night long. Lets see how many I can blaze through.The MunchKING is Back! And he is AWSOME!
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05-22-2019, 11:38 AM #13Mighty Member
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You make it to the next Munch-level, but everyone else is dead and eaten and the world is wrecked. Originally Posted by The MunchKING
You say "significant problem", I hear "massive XP and payoff for The MunchKING".
I got spells of mass-destruction and enough Ethers to keep me going ALL night long. Lets see how many I can blaze through.
What now?
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05-22-2019, 11:43 AM #14Open at 3AM!
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You probably wont enjoy his answer :P Originally Posted by Shai-Hulud
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05-22-2019, 11:44 AM #15She/Her
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It'll probably involve more speaking in the third person :P
Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran
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