Wrecker of Days!
Have You seen my New TIE?:
Darth Vader (Star Wars) 5
-- Xilien Mothershipw/ Monsters (Godzilla: Final Wars) 10
Better Zedd than Dead:
Lord Zedd (MMPR) 7
-- Magneto's Psychic Resistant Helmet (X-Men Movies: Young) 5
-- Sentinel (X-Men: DoFP) 7
-- Box of Gavrok (Buffyverse) 7
-- The Trio's Invisibility Ray (Buffyverse) 2
Mighty MUTO, Power Rangers!
MUTO (MonsterVerse) 7
-- Centipede Serum (MCU) 5
Power of the Deadman:
The Undertaker (WWE) 4
-- MITRE Headset (Doctor Who) 9
Post-Urban Commando:
Shep Ramsey (Suburban Commando) 1
-- Star Blade (Smallville) 9
WE Are Venom:
Venom (Spider-Man 3) 6
-- Muppet Lab's Copier ala Carte (Muppet Show) 9
A Drac that REALLY Sucks:
Dracula (Dracula Untold) 5
-- Gem of Amara (Buffyverse) 1
-- Power-Sucking Athame (Charmed) 6
Not MY Super Ex:
G-Girl (My Super Ex-Girlfriend) 10
-- Magneto's Psychic Resistant Helmet (X-Men Movies: Old) 5
Vs.
The Rulers of Infinity
The Man Who Would Be Everything - 28
Absorbing Man (2003 Hulk Movie) 7
Adamantium Skeleton Infusion (X-Men Movies) 2
Exposure to Radiation (Ghidorah) (Godzilla vs King Ghidorah) 10
Hollow Symbiote (Charmed) 9
The Ultimate Evil That Transcends Time - 30
Balthazar Blake (Sorcerer’s Apprentice) 5
Eye of Agamotto (MCU) 9[/URL]
[Source of All Evil Symbiote (Charmed) 9[/URL]
Vest of the Corsican Brothers (Warehouse 13) 7[/URL]
The Infinite Doom - 27
Doctor Doom (Fantastic Four Movies) 6
Aether (MCU) 9
Infinity Gauntlet (MCU) 1
Iron Throne (Game of Thrones) 1[/URL]
Orb, The (MCU) 8[/URL]
Vampirism Infection (Buffyverse) 2
The Lightning's Rage - 23
Livewire (Supergirl TV Series) 7
Enlarged by Rita Repulsa's Wand (Power Rangers) 8
Vampirism Infection (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) 4
Zeus' Master Bolt (Percy Jackson Movie) 4
The God of Speed - 12
Savitar (Flash TV Series) 10
Wolfram and Hart Empty Template Sourcebook, One (Buffyverse) 2
Let’s start with the obvious and work our way in shall we? Absorbing man is 150 meters tall and crapping radiation. The MUTO is definitely going to notice. He’s going to want to drink all that tasty radiation. And as he isn’t good or evil, but animal-brained, and has no magic either, the Hollow will do nothing to him. Unfortunately the fact that Absorbing man is somewhere around 2.5 times his size and capable of turning into movie-verse Adamantium will be kind of annoying for the MUTO. He will need help. BUT if absorbing man is dumb enough to turn into pure radiation, the MUTO can just drink him down.
Likewise Zedd has been shown to almost effortlessly cancel out Rita Repulsa’s magic when he notices it, so shrinking Livewire back to her normal power level should be child’s play to him. Likewise he blew up even to powerful Zords from the first series, meaning making her explode in a groundswell of fiery pyrotechnics should not stress him unduly. Then, he can bring his box to life and make it giant, so that it unleash hell-spiders upon the other team, while it wrecks things in the name of Lord Zedd.
While the MUTO has no magic to absorb, you know who does? The Ultimate Evil, and all his magic toys. Also he has a vest that transfers damage. So all we really need to beat him is some Venoms to web him up, and chuck him into the Absorbing Man. He will get destroyed by the Hollow, and then the vest thing will blow up the absorbing man. If it turns out the vest is magical, and the Hollow eats that too, I will point out that Absorbing Man was not a magic caster and thus won’t get any power-up from all the magic we’re feeding the Hollow.
You know what even Gods of Speed tend not to like? Physical force, applied in overwhelming amounts, to somewhere in their face region. Fortunately we have a couple of superman level entities who are willing to bring such pain to him. But also there’s just the overwhelming number of Kaiju running around that would stomp on him without even noticing.
This leaves Doom. and as befitting the version from such a lame movie, we will defeat him in the most humiliating way we can. Overrun by millions of lesser monsters (Comparative to the others anyway). I mean alright these are giant demon spiders, and not cute squirrels, but still humiliating.
OR! That’s what we WANT Doom to think! Because while Doom is busy defending himself against a few billion demon spiders, the Deadman can use his massive TK to rip Doom’s head off like a pull-tab. Buffyverse vampires were extremely vulnerable to that kind of thing, and as he’s devoting his own power to stopping the bugs, Doom will not be capable of stopping the moon-busting TK. He can then go on to do this to everyone else on Siriel’s team since pretty much nothing has shown that much stopping power. If Absorbing Man is all that is left, and the claim is he is too homogenous for head-popping to work, then the Undertaker can hold him down while the MUTO drains all the energy out of him.
And that covers each of Siriel’s characters, but I still have a few left, and Absorbing Man wasn’t really defeated. SO lets throw more Kaiju on it! Rodan would probably be enough, but we’ll throw most of them at Absorbing Man. However King Ceaser will be used to attack the other members of Siriel’s team. He supposedly has the ability to absorb energy attacks and then redirect them into eye-blasts, but that one wasn’t shown in Final Wars, only previous movies. Also the Gavorck monster will be attacking the Iron Throne of Doom, barfing out it’s billions of spider-demons now also greatly Boosted by Zedd’s magic. Dracula will help the Super-people hunt down Savitar. With a sword that can absorb all Savitar’s speed force powers if he can land a stab, he would be great for finishing off the Savitar after the Supers beat up this so called “God”. Also we’ll throw a few more Venoms at each of Siriel’s guys.
As always (most) of my guys and ALL my gals are intelligent and experienced fighters who will adapt to the situation on the fly and have the powers and skills to do so.