I wanted to centered thread so we can all still dunk on Kittylossus. Does anyone think the Eyeboy hands thing is gonna stick by the end of this event? Or Captain Apocalypse? Or Unveil :/?
I wanted to centered thread so we can all still dunk on Kittylossus. Does anyone think the Eyeboy hands thing is gonna stick by the end of this event? Or Captain Apocalypse? Or Unveil :/?
good lord, seeley knows bajans have more sayings than just “cheese on bread” right?
Cheese on bread.
Kittylossus is cheese on bread, but the cheese is moldy and has been lusting for the bread since it was wheat. Even with the bread saying no to the cheese, the cheese still seeks to add tons of unwanted mayo.
I don't blind date I make the direct market vibrate
Well he literally killed for her so that makes it a good romance and not a stalker,
This series has been quite the let down. Unveil seemed cool at first, but I don't think they'll cross her over. Kitty/Colossus is so over. LET IT GO. Baby Apocalypse and Eye Brat? Not with this awful artwork. Even Dazzler's beret can't save the day.
I don’t entirely blame Seeley for Kittylossus (he was the only writer who couldn’t pick his own cast and it is clearly a Nadler thing), but he has handled it in the worst possible way, establishing that Kitty is only a hero because she’s looking for peen, doing the creepy Colossus painting stuff that every hack writer does with the character and selling the series as transgressive and anti-establishment when it’s the most heteronormative crap since Guggs (oh wait that was only a year ago).
Also the rest of the series is bad too.
Moneta and the other X-Tremists went to capture collosus In the previous Issue of Marvelous X-Men, that explains why she smells of him. He didn't kill her.
Moneta regained her memories after being wiped, in the the previous Issue of X-Tremists. She then went to the meeting place of some Apocalypse followers on her own. That would explain her being dead
They picked a weird point for these books to cross over.
"Cable was right!"
I hope Unveil makes it out of this since she's the only thing worth taking from this book. If it comes at the cost of Eye-Boy's life, even better. A soul for a soul and some damn respect for my man Cullen Bunn.
spoilers:end of spoilers
well. a lot happens but the main points:
-Kitty and Colossus reunite but don’t really remember everything and Colossus joins the X-Tracts
-Unveil does some shady shit
-Omega Red reveals that Poccy was really after him so that he could use him as a biological weapon, Evan freaks out before getting stabbed through the chest. Evan, realizing his whole life up to this point has been a lie, nukes himself to kill Red but sacrifices himself.
-Poccy feels a disturbance and teleports all his Light Riders back as Eye Boy explains what happened.
-Apocalypse has all his X-Tracts connect with each other via Unveil to mourn for Evan
cut to later
-Poccy heals Trevor’s hands (yawn) and then secretly goes to meet with X-Man before Eye Boy’s all-seeing eye power reveals to him that same meeting. omg crazy